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 Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:57 pm
Do you wanna get triple X groovie;
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie;
I'll probably delete this later.
But, anywhooo~
I wanna have my belly button surgically removed.
o.o;
Is that even possible?!
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky;
Let me get you butt naked licky licky.
Lyrics: "Fever for the Flava" Hot Action Cop
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:15 pm
Erm... I'm not sure. I know when they do tummy tucks, they move the location of your belly button after they take out all the skin. But I don't know if they can actually remove it, especially without having a bunch of skin to put in it's place.
I want to have my breasts removed. ^^;; And I sure as Hell think that's possible. Male transgenders and all, though that might be the hormones.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:27 pm
I'd like my a*****e removed, please?
=/
I'm getting hair removal on everything.
Save eyebrows, lashes, and actual hairstyle, of course.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:40 pm
I can fit two fingers in my belly button. Three if I really try. Though now that I read over that it sounds rather well... perverted.
Kai: I want that too! I mean the lack of hair! I hate hair anywhere but my head.
And pooping. I could really do without pooping.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:56 pm
I know.
I mean, pooping is overrated.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:01 am
Er... I have "Desire to be Perfect Syndrome". I want more surgeries than I can count on one hand, I think. And procedures and stuff. Though my view of perfection is a bit corrupted.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:06 am
I dont' really like anything comming out of my body period. Even sweat. That bothers me.
Jynx: I don;t know if your body could handle that.. I mean I think one surgery was enough for me not to want to have anymore.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:22 am
I'm pretending like I can handle it. Besides, there will be a waiting period between each one, anyways. Hmm... what all do I want done?
Nose job - Stupid ********' bump on my nose, goddamnit.
Breast removal - That's right, folks. I want to be completely flat chested. Like a boy. I want a male's chest. Too bad male and female nipples are different. I wonder what can be done about that.
Vaginal reconstruction - Yes, I even want the perfect vag. I don't want to be a boy. Just... a being.
Laser hair removal - Urgh, hair everywhere. I might not get it on some parts, 'cause those are easy to shave and laser is expensive. But places that I don't figure I should have hair.
If there's a way to make my jaw a bit less prominent, I might want that, too.
Er... I don't remember what else right now, but I think there's more. =/
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:28 am
I need skin tucks all over my body.
But in other news...
LOOK AT US.
ALL FRETTING OVER OUR BODIES.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!?!
IT'S THE EPITOME OF WOMANHOOD.
*Hisses, and backs away from thread at a slow tip-toe,
Then breaks into a maniac run*
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:46 am
Ho... ********. She's right...
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:53 am
Christ! The thread's contaminated! It must be quarantined!
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:56 am
*Throws on a gasmask and comes throttling at thread,
And carries off unsuspecting thread members, football styles*
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:01 am
*Approaches again wearing a gas mask and lime green rubber gloves and begins quarantining off the area.* Okay, folks, should be safe now. Watch out for stray slitherings of pink and purple sparkly goop, though. That's a sure sign you'll be infected.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:05 pm
OH SHI--
I mean...
*Rocks out to Harry and the Potters*
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