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 Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:23 am
[While sitting at a table in 7Eleven at his hometown of San Antonio, Texas, Ricky Maru eats a few bar-b-que chips and takes a sip of soda. Finally he looks at the camera]
Ricky Maru: Have you ever noticed how society seems to just-
[Suddenly he's interrupted by a pair of Latinos who noisly enter the shop]
Latino 1: C'mon holmes, it'll be easy,ese!
Latino 2: Listen, vauto! We already managed to make it three times already, ese! All we havta do now is hustle, holmes!
Latino 1: Yeah, I know. Man~! We got the ice cream truck an' all the lucas pops to sell! Not to mention the weed too, huh? No other vauto could ever come up with that plan, ese! Now, we've got the whole familia holed up in one apartment, ese! I'm sure glad we could stuff all 18 of us in the van AND in the motel, holmes!
Latino 2: Yeah holmes, I'm especially glad we got all the kids! Jose, Guadalupe, Juan, Maria 1, Maria 2, Maria 3, Maria 4, Joseph, Marco, Eduardo, and all the rest too, huh?
Latino 1: Yeah, and-
[Suddenly, the two conversing Mexicans are interrupted by a heavyset, African American, male. He gets up an' gets in their faces.]
Black male: Yo! Yo!.... Yo!... Y'all wetbacks pipe down ova der, mayne! I'm tryin' to enjoy my beef jerky dinna ova 'ere. I don' wanna havta bust some gats, puts caps in yo's a**, an' make holes in dem nasty a** straw hatses of yo's! YA MEAN? Now, shut yo' beana a** up!
[The Latinos begin to yell out gibberish Mexican dialect to the young, heavily-built, black male, and afterwards, one of them whips out a cell phone and immediatly begins to call his whole family to come watch him fight someone.]
[The store owner, an old, Indian gentleman begins to yell "Not in my store! Not in my store!" with a confused look on his face]
[Without a second thought, the black male reaches behind him and pulls out a handgun. He shoots one of the Mexicans and then the store owner. In a state of panic the remaining Latino flees and the killer makes off with the rest of his beef jerky]
[Ricky Maru glances around a little and then looks back at the camera]
Ricky Maru: ... Nevermind.
[He walks out of the7Eleven with his drink and bar-b-que chips]
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:51 am
(( Holy sh*t, lol if GWC was ever to be shown on TV I would be sure there would be a warning that only kids over 14 or with parent are able to watch the show. lol ))
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:54 am
Shane Brandon McMahon (( Holy sh*t, lol if GWC was ever to be shown on TV I would be sure there would be a warning that only kids over 14 or with parent are able to watch the show. lol )) (( mrgreen Haha, Definitly
I'm guessing you enjoyed the segment, huh? ))
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:55 am
Disgaea6 Shane Brandon McMahon (( Holy sh*t, lol if GWC was ever to be shown on TV I would be sure there would be a warning that only kids over 14 or with parent are able to watch the show. lol )) (( mrgreen Haha, Definitly I'm guessing you enjoyed the segment, huh?))
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:40 am
((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:53 pm
Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. ))
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:47 am
Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. )) ((bitchin -- where about?))
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:58 pm
Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. )) ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] ))
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:49 am
Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. )) ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] )) ((I live in the east side. 3nodding ))
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:36 pm
Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. )) ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] )) ((I live in the east side. 3nodding )) (( Ah well, maybe we'll meet up sometime. =] ))
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:00 pm
Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((Points for being in San Antonio. I live there. heart )) (( Get outta here. surprised That's my hometown, man. Not to mention, I'm moving back there this summer. )) ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] )) ((I live in the east side. 3nodding )) (( Ah well, maybe we'll meet up sometime. =] )) ((Hopefully I'll be moving soon.))
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:42 pm
Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] )) ((I live in the east side. 3nodding )) (( Ah well, maybe we'll meet up sometime. =] )) ((Hopefully I'll be moving soon.)) (( Ah dang, where to? ))
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:34 am
Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] Disgaea6 Lightning God [Decavolt] ((bitchin -- where about?)) (( Northside, the last two digits of my zip was 50. The first three you should already know, I suppose, if you live in SA. surprised You near there, or what?] )) ((I live in the east side. 3nodding )) (( Ah well, maybe we'll meet up sometime. =] )) ((Hopefully I'll be moving soon.)) (( Ah dang, where to? )) ((Still in San Antonio, just diff side of town))
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