Hey guys, here is an example from a year ago just so you know basically what the OAT will be like. Here is what the characters say if you can't understand what we're saying.
Click here to download.Narrator: June 16th 2006, a terrible secret was revealed. A secret SO secret, it was secret times two! It all began on a regular day as always when Shadow King, Stanley Hihat Trinidad the XIV invitied Lynn, Des, Big Bull, Linda, Rosalyn, and Ari to his house to play cards. And this… is how it all began.
Linda: Like, oh my god, Stan! Ari is totally kicking you skinny asian a**!
Rosalyn: *chokes* Linda! Where on earth did you learn that language?
Linda: What language, Rosy?
Stan: Linda, if you want to keep your face I suggest you shut up.
Destiny: God Stan, you’re so violent. What the hell?
Stan: You… shut… up.
Lynn: Hmm… he’s just being a sore loser.
Linda: Yeah. He doesn’t know how to play correctly, right?
Lynn: Get out of my face, Linda.
Linda: …what?
Big Bull: Okay, Big Bull has a two and a three, what do I do now?
Ari: Uhh… you’re suppose to…. Uhh, Hit me.
(Smack)
Ari: OH GOD MY NOSE!
Big Bull: You told me to hit you!
Ari: Big Bull! You’re suppose to say- oh… oh god I’m bleeding.
Destiny: Wow Big bull… you hit him… oh god! He’s- Ari, you’re bleeding everywhere!
Ari: Okay, Stan… I need a… I need a Kleenex. Does anyone have a Kleenex? I’m… bleeding.
Linda: OH MY GOD! ARI’S BLEEDING! EW BLOOD! EW EW EW EW! EWWWW!!
Rosalyn: Ari, go into the restroom and get your self cleaned up.
Lynn: *starts laughing*
Rosalyn: Stan, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Lynn: Heh… I… I think… uhh, I found that pretty funny. *clears throat*
Rosalyn: Lynn… you’re one evil little b***h.
Linda: And you accused ME of having foul language, Rosy. Hmph.
Stan: Wait- What the hell did I do, you stupid broad?
Destiny: Ari! Ari run faster your bl- your bleeding on the floor! You’re going to stain- Stan, why the hell would you have white floor tiles if Ari’s going to be bleeding everywhere? It’s going to stain. Ari! Ari run faster! No LEFT!
Big Bull: Ari runs fast for a scrawny boy.
Destiny: No, no Ari. The other- you’re other left! MY LEFT! Which is also your… YOUR LEFT! Oh god- never mind he’s not listening to me.
Lynn: I better go help the kid. Wait up Ari!
Linda: Yeah go help him Lynn! Be the nice person you are!
Lynn: Linda, shut up!
Rosalyn: You want to pick a fight with me Stan? Draw your weapon!
Lynn: …Stan doesn’t have a weapon. He’s just… stupid like that.
Linda: STAN’S NOT STUPID!
Stan: Okay, it’s not like I’d need a weapon to kick your a**, Rosalyn.
Destiny: Ooh it’s a fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! More bleeding! More blood! More blood on the white floor tiles that will stain! Maybe that isn’t such a good idea.
Stan: Okay, You know what? Shut up.
Big Bull: You go brother! W00t! W00t!
Stan: Big Bull, I don’t need someone as idiotic as you to be backing me up. Okay? Just, all of you… shut up. Just… SHHH!
Ari: Okay people? I can’t find the bathroom.
Rosalyn: Stan stop yelling at Big Bull! He didn’t do ANYTHING to you!
Destiny: I told you, it’s on your left.
Ari: It wasn’t ON my left!
Rosalyn: Now why are you picking fights with everyone?
Destiny: Then it’s on your right-
Ari:
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME INSTRUCTIONS IF YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS YOU STUPID-
Linda: Oh no! Stan and Rosalyn are going to fight!
Destiny: Okay then somebody’s going to have to go into the bathroom.
Linda: EVERYBODY CLEAR THE ROOM!
Lynn: Oh boy, here we go. Lover’s quarrel. Everybody run!
Ari: Okay- wait, you’re dating?
Destiny: Wow guys, like when did this happen?
Stan: WE’RE NOT DATING!
Lynn: Yes. Yes they are. Don’t let them lie to you.
Linda: Lynn? Should we really trust you? I mean like, you haven’t been very trustworthy-
Lynn: SHUT UP LINDA!
Stan: Okay, two things. A… nobody in this room is dating with anyone and if I were dating Rosalyn, I would shoot myself. And two… whose starting fights you stupid bleach haired fat a**!
Lynn: I’ll help Ari find the bathroom. Come with me kid.
Rosalyn: You did NOT just call me a bleached hair fat a**! That’s it faker… AHHH!
Stan: Oh, oh yeah? Well bring it chunky!
Rosalyn: There you go calling me fat again.
Stan: What are you going to do? Knock me over, sit on my back and break every bone in my spine? HAH! That’s a fighting technique.
Rosalyn: I don’t have an ounce of fat under my neck, thank you.
Stan: HAH! Have you looked in a mirror recently? *cough* Denial!
Rosalyn: You… take… that back!
Destiny: Wait, guys, guys guys! Stop fight- stop! STAN! BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET!
Stan: I will if you can CATCH ME, you cow!
Rosalyn: Alright! Then I will!
Destiny: UGH, screw this. I’m going to go help Lynn in the bathroom.
Lynn: Alright, here we go. Find some disinfectant here. Yep, here we go. Here put this up your nose or something. Where did Big Bull go? Well Ari, we’re all done here. Go and find… Big Bull or something. I’m going to dig in Stan’s bathroom a little more. Oh hey, check it out! A plastic bag full of granola bars!
Destiny: Okay guys, I’m here. Ari, how’s your nose going? Oh god, you won’t believe what’s going on in there. T-they’re just arguing and… *inhauls* Ew, it so… dirty! Like just… ugh. You listen to them, it’s disgusting!
Lynn: Yeah… well… I found some granola bars.
Destiny: You found granola-
Linda: HEY GUYS!
Destiny: *screams* OH MY GOD! Linda! Don’t you ever do that again, you scared the crap out of me!
Ari: Um, why are we all crowding in the bathroom? And my nose is fine now, we put some disinfectant in it.
Lynn: Yeah, Linda. Where did you come from?
Linda: Okay like, I totally know what you guys are going to say. And no I did not jump out of the toilet.
Ari: Yeah, back on track… have any of you seen Big Bull? Because he kind of disappeared along the way.
Destiny: Wait, wait… Big Bull’s missing? And you care? Oh my god, Ari. That’s a miracle!
Ari: What?
Lynn: Umm, yeah. I think he got lost in the hallway somewhere. We should check around the rooms or something.
Linda: OOH! OOH! Maybe we’ll find Stan’s room!
Ari: Why would you want to go to Stan’s room?
Destiny: I know, honestly. Who knows what you’re going to find in there. Like, grawr. Wait… Stan’s in the kitchen still. Alone. With Rosalyn… Heehee, ew!
Lynn: Eww! Come on, Destiny! You freaking pervert.
Linda: EW! I think I just stepped in some of Ari’s blood.
Lynn: Well we have to find him eventually, so we can get back to the Black Jack Game. Everybody up and out!
Destiny: Yes ma’am! And I’m not a pervert. You know- everyone knows you were all thinking it. All of you… thinking… about… IT! Yes, I’ll just be quiet now and follow.
Ari: Yeah, you really need help. Professional help. More professional than Kisling because I don’t’ think he can help you with your problem.
Destiny: …what problem?
Ari: N-never mind.
Linda: Wow, this is a really… like… really really really long hallway.
Lynn: Uhh, we’ll try this door. Oh, hey Big Bull.
Linda: OOH! I think this is Stan’s room!
Destiny: Yo Big Bull! What’s up? Like… what are you doing in Stan’s room?
Big Bull: I was looking for the bathroom!
Destiny: Yeah like, the bathroom is a minute walk down this hallway. How could you possibly passed it with everyone piling in, yo?
Lynn: Uh huh. Well since Stan and Rosalyn are arguing, I say we take a look around.
Big Bull: This room is the most morbid thing I’ve ever seen. Look, the entire thing is black! Oh god.
Ari: I honestly don’t think we should be doing that. Since its… its… Stan’s room. And… well, yeah. It’s Stan. You don’t want to me messing with Stan.
Lynn: Of course not, you’re Ari. The overshadowed boy, remember? Right, I’ll check in the closet. Come on Des!
Destiny: Honestly Ari, it’s not like we’re actually stealing any of his stuff okay? Hey a closet, eh? Who knows what we’re going to find in there. Aside from clothes… and maybe DRUGS! Wouldn’t it be funny if you actually found out Stan was actually a drug dealer? That’d be scary. You think like he wears a different one of these suits like… on Monday, and another one on Tuesday, and another one on Wednesday, and another one on the Wednesday after he takes a shower, and another one on Thursday. That would be just out right creepy, I mean who does that?
Lynn: His labels say otherwise. It says he takes showers on thursdays.
Linda: EW! You mean I’ve been hugging a really dirty person? Ugh… that’s… groody.
Lynn: Look, right here on the tag. See? ‘Wear Thursday after taking shower’. Though I’m kinda questioning his lack of English abilities.
Destiny: *laughing* I bet- I bet Stan never passed high school! NO ENGLISH SKILLS!
Lynn: Geez, Destiny.
Destiny: I BET STAN’S AN IMMIGRANT!
Linda: Like, oh my god, Destiny! What are you laughing so hard about? I mean, she was just making a sarcastic crack on what he was writing on his tag!
Destiny: Well, what else is in here? Well there are a bunch of boxes shoved near the back. I can’t see what’s written on them. How about we check it out?
Lynn: Sounds like a good idea to me. Drag them out here.
Linda: Oh! Oh! More Stan stuff! Maybe it’s his old clothes or something! WHEE!
Lynn: Shut, up, Linda.
Linda: *sigh*
Ari: Yeah, guys. If he has stuff shoved in a box, I really wouldn’t suggest you go through it.
Destiny: You know what Ari? Just stand there and shut up, cause, we’re going to do it anyways. We’re girls. We like to go through other people’s privacy.
Lynn: It’s true.
Linda: Yeah Ari, you’re just gonna have to get used to being around a bunch of girls!
Destiny: Ooh, this feels like Christmas and I’m opening my first gift. Opening the box, we’re opening the box, we’re opening opening opening opening opening… oh my GOD! *screams*
Lynn: What is it? Let me see, move out of the way Des.
Destiny: EWWW! Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, EWWWWW! OH MY GOD!
Lynn: …Des? You’re kind of creeping me out here.
Destiny: EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! *continues screaming*
Lynn: Alright, shove you out of the way… OH MY GOD! He has
PORNO! (it continues but you can probably figure out what they're saying XD)