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It was easter today and I heard a prety good joke at chruch.

There were 4 brothers who all graduated from collage and were very succesful. So they get together and talk and they say what they were getting for their mom's birthday. The first brother says, "I got my mom a house so big it takes a week to get to the other side." Then the next brother says, "Oh ya, I bought a million dollar movie theatre for that house and it can fit about 20 people in there." Then the thrid one says, "That's nothing, I bought Mom a mercedes from my dealership and it's even in her favirote color; bright red with a hint of silver." Then the last brother says, "Those aren't anything compared to what I got her. You guys know how Mom likes reading the bible and her eye sight is getting poor? Well I bought a parrot that can recite the whole bible word for word. You just tell it the chapter then verse and he'll tell you the whole thing." All the other brothers were amazed so they asked how he did it. "Well they have been training the parrot for 10 years to memorize it all and the guy I bought it from said, 'If you pay my chruch $100,000 for 10 years, then you can have it,' so I did."

The next day when she recived all the gifts she wrote letters back to all of them.

Dear Tim,

The house is so big that I only stay in one conner and I have to clean the rest! Thanks for the thought anyways...

Dear Phil,

Thanks for the mercedes, but I don't travel much anymore and I have my grociers delievered to me.
Thanks anyways.

Dear Ed,

Thanks for the movie theatre, it can fit around 20 people! Unfourtunatly, most of my freinds are in heaven and since my eyesight is so bad I won't have much fun.
Thanks anyways.

Dear Martin

Out of all the brothers, your gift had the most thought put into it. The chicken tasted great!

It was fun for me. I got to hide the eggs this year. mrgreen

xd