Jay Leno reads funny headlines every Monday night on The Tonight Show. We should buy his books of these funny things since all the profits go to juvenile AIDS relief. sadly, i filked these from the net.
here is one that hit home to me, since i am left handed:
"Today's fun fact! 2500 left handed people are killed each year using products designed for right handers."
i can't stop laughing... stare
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