This is a song I made at a Christmas thing like, 2 years ago in 6th grade. I had a bit of help from some friends in the beginning, but other then that, yeah...I'll have to explain some of the things, but yeah... It's to Jingle Bells
Band Jingle Bells Spoof
Oh Jingle Bells
Band hall smells
like old spit on the floor!
Percussion are behind the beat
our embouchures are soooooRREEEE!!!
Oh Jingle Bells
Band hall smells
like old spit on the floor!
We're all looking desperately
At the stupid curs-ed door!
Dashing through our tunes
and watching Miz. Mac glare!
Over the break we go,
gasping for more air!!
*GASP*
The trombones miss the key
the flutes are out of tune
The clarinets go Squeak Squeak Squeak
And Lindsey dropped her bassoon
OHHH!!!
(chorus)(yep, I'm lazy)
Miz Lusby hands out our reports
I hang my head in shame
My grade is so low
It's in the negi....TAVES!!!
Ryan's drivin' Miz Lusby nuts
Asher is tapping dance
Saxophones are hula-dancing
Tina forgot her meds!
OHH!!!
(chorus)
Ms Mac just gave us 5 pages
The breeze is blowing in
My music's on the floor
and blowing in the gym!
HAHAHA!
The oboes are accordions
the french horns have the bells
The trumpets are so frikken loud
the must be blowing like *LOUD TRUMPET NOISE*
OOOWWW!!!!
(chorus)
(slow at the end)
I really need to make a movie of me singing it in my "wonderful" singing voice.
To explain the accordian thing. At Christmas we go to the elementry schools to play for them, and Mrs. Macanally(our conductor) always introduces each instrument by letting the kids guess what the instruments are. Well, when our oboe player held up her oboe and Mrs. Mac asked what it was to our audience, one kid shouted "AN ACCORDIAN!!!!"
We all died laughing because we hadn't expected that. I feel sorry for the poor kid though, he must've felt real bad becuase of that...
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