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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:13 pm
Tell me something funny. Now. Do it. Or show me a cute picture. I like cute pictures. rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:08 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:04 am
I was totally expecting a.... well... a human. sweatdrop
Actually your baby might be cuter than any human babies. xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:31 am
Awwwwwwww! That's so cute! 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:42 pm
AHHHHHWWWWWWWWW
@pingu'spuppy~
um
mysig. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:59 pm
{A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next." smile }
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:29 pm
That is a great joke. XD I giiiiiiiggled.
And fluff's signature is vunderful. Itsocute. 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:57 pm
{I stole it from a bot in a forum my brother frequents. XD}
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:43 pm
Why was the farmer famous?
He was out standing in his field.
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