I actually wrote this in 2005, when I was bored. (I was at work.) And, yeah, it's kind of weird, some may say creepy, and maybe funny. I like it.
The Danger of Rose Bushes
Run around the rose bush
Don’t let them catch you
They hide among the thorns
They love to make you cry
The more you cry
The more they laugh
Your pain gives them pleasure
And when you can’t run
Around any more
They snatch you in their arms
They hold you in their claws
Pricking and poking
Clawing and cutting
To watch your red blood flow
They drag you down
Deep underground
From there you can’t escape
Oh the pain that they can cause
First they peel your skin
If they think you pretty
Then they slice off all your meat
If they find you tasty
With the bones, they play games
And the skin, make disguises
So if you see a lovely rose bush
It’s best to not go around it
