It took me a bit to think of, but I've got it! The perfect song for Nabs and her eternal fight with not wanting to draw bunnies.
What's Opera Doc?
Looney Tunes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D74Bk3uvGj4Elmer: Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
(spoken) WABBIT TWACKS!!
(thrusting spear) KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!
Bugs: (spoken): Kill the wabbit?
Elmer: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...
Bugs: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?
Elmer: I'm going to kill the wabbit!
Bugs: O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?
Elmer: I will do it with my speaw and magic helmet.
Bugs: Spear and magic helmet?
Elmer: Speaw and magic helmet.
Bugs: Magic helmet?
Elmer: Magic helmet!
Bugs (spoken, disparagingly): Magic helmet.
Elmer: Yes, magic helmet, and I give you a sample!
Bugs: Bye!
(exit Bugs at warp speed)
Elmer (spoken): That was the wabbit!
(Then a chase, followed by
smile Elmer: Oh, Bwoonhilda, you're so wovely.
Bugs: Yes, I know it, I can't help it.
Elmer: Oh, Bwoonhilda, be my wove...
(A dance, then... )
Elmer: Weturn, my wove... a wonging burns deep inside me...
Bugs: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.
Elmer: Wove wike ours must be...
Bugs: Made for you and for me...
Elmer & Bugs : Return, won't you return my love... for my love is yours.
(While singing, they embrace. Bug's helm falls to the ground... revealing his ears)
Elmer (spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the wabbit!!
Elmer (spoken): North winds bwow, south winds bwow. Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes!! SMOG!!!!!!
Elmer (spoken): Stwike, wigtning, stwike the wabbit!!
(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Bugs -- a drop of water clings to a crushed flower)
Elmer: What have I done?.... I've killed the wabbit... Poor wittle bunny...Poor wittle wabbit... (sob)
(Bugs is carried off in Elmer's arms... )
Bugs (spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?
------------------- The End... That's all Folks -------------
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