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CrypticGhost
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:55 pm


STORIES, STORIES, And well to put it simply STORIES!!


Haylo all you purdyful people!! ((no i do not normally write like that))

Any who I, bein Vice captian or what ever I am, decided hell We need to share our meaningless files that are saving space on our hard drives. I can tell you that I personally have so many that my hard drive is almost filled up. Its that sad. But anyway if you have a story you can add on to another story with the permission of the author Honestly I don't mind if you add on to my stories because hell I put them there for people to see but whatever...

There's no real rules except
1.I really don't want to be reading s**t like this :

Then there was a puppy. He was so cute. I said I'd take him home. I picked him up. His tail wagged.

((Okay its irritating me just to write it.))
2.I don't mind spelling errors but I also don't want that s**t that we like to call computer chat. ((u, thr, w/e, jk, etc)) That stuff is only to be used in, gasp here it comes, CHATTING!!!

3.Sarcasm in stories is a big bonus partially because I myself use a ton of sarcasm.

4.Another thing. I don't mind romances but still I don't want to read about tom and jill banging each other like shot guns! Oh and I don't mind gay romances but then again I wouldn't prefer to read them but hey post what you want.

5.OH! How could I forget. Cussing isn't a big problem for me at all. But if a cuss word is every other word then I won't be afraid to delet your post because there are kids on here that are younger than 14 that don't need to being see that stuff.

OKAY!! Well I seem to have talked your ears off so now My little piggies write you stories until your heart gives out!! I love to read stories so ENJOY!!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:05 pm


W00T I'm first well Here goes...I hate to say but Its a fan fiction about Frank Iero soooo try not to flame my work...Its not finished so I'll post the ending later
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There she sat her life seemingly falling apart around her as she thought to herself why no one looked her way. But in actuality there were people that looked just nobody asked. She was currently supposed to be doing her Geometry work but the clouds outside seemed to have captured her attention. Twice she has been reminded to pay attention but the teacher resolved to just ignoring the poor girl. She was known to be called a loner or an outcast. But she tries to cheer herself up every now and then by laughing and saying “But I’m only Melinda Heart.” Yes that was her name. It was a name that has grown to both love and hate.
The bell sounded out from above the girl, she jumped slightly not expecting it. She scooped up her things and accompanied her friends down the stairs to the lockers. There she would branch off to go to the hell hole they called Driver’s Ed. But there was a boy sitting across from her usual seat. It was hard for her to tear her eyes away from his gorgeous hazel eyes. They were so enticing. But she paid him no mind as she sat down and took out her books. Of course her Best friend, whom was close enough to be a sister and was the only one that called Melinda ‘Lilly’, bid her hello by tackling her in a hug successfully getting honey bun crumbs on her shirt. Lilly bid her friend, Alexandria a small hello after the hug fest. Apparently her friend had known the boy because she began to talk to him. But being the soft spoken yet feisty girl she is she bit her tongue from joining the conversation of High school gossip.
Shortly after the teacher had arrived she looked up from her doodling to find the Theater Arts teacher before her trying to hand her the quiz papers of today. She sighed to herself and took one and passed the page down. She never did like putting a full effort into these tests because she knew that she would just need to do a minimum percentage and she would still be able to drive. The boy before her had introduced himself to be Frank Iero. When she looked at him he had a mixture of an amused look at her confused expression and a genuine smile. She took his hand softly amazed at how soft the male’s had truly is and said her name with pride. Sure she kept to herself sometimes she still took pride in who she was. They began to whisper back and forth among each other while they awaited the next assignment. During the entire conversation she couldn’t bring herself to dispose of her smile as did the boy.
Finally the next assignment was given and her friend that sat next to Frankie, who’s name was found to be Patrick, turned at look at her. She asked him what the matter was and he laughed and whispered to her. He said that Frankie had said that she should smile more because it was beautiful. Being the bashful child she is, she blushed a hot pink and looked down quickly at her already finished work. She cursed herself quietly for already finishing her work. For once in her life she wished she could be the dumb-a** that couldn’t finish a paper with out checking it four times.
A movie was put in and she paid as much attention to it as she could but that really wasn’t that much due to the fact that her mind was else where among the clouds. Alex passed her a note and Lilly paid no mind to it as she told herself that she’d open it when class ends. She looked around in a bored fashion but then whipped her head to the television once she saw the instructor stand up to make his way over to her and get on to her for not paying attention. That was when she noticed that Patrick and Frank were passing back and forth a small piece of paper that she assumed was a note. She leaned over quietly and asked what it was. They just smiled and went on with what they were doing. It irritated her at first but then it just got frustrating to watch them look at her every so often then turning to write on the paper. She made a silent resolution that she would get that paper before class ended. And that what she did precisely. Once the bell had signaled that class was over Lilly jumped up and snatched the paper. Alex, Patrick, and Frank were all surprised. “Sorry…I uh…” She didn’t finish what she was saying she put the note back down while picking her things up at the same time then ran out.
Lilly didn’t know where she had run but she had arrived at a park. It was the normal swing set, slides, sand box, and jungle gym kind of thing. She sighed still terribly embarrassed and sat down underneath one of the trees. She looked down at the books she held. Her geometry and her English text books, both of which she didn’t need. “Why am I such a fool?” She asked her self with a heavy sigh and her eyes closed tight. “Depends on what you did.” A voice replied scaring her senseless. Of course she had retaliated by swinging at the area the voice came from. Her arm caught the knees of the person making them fall. It was then she looked at him, Black shaggy hair with pale skin and black clothes. “OH My God! I’m so sorry! I-Its just you scared me and-and” She exclaimed and helped him up. He laughed as she was helping him. “It’s alright but now you owe me. I’m Gerard. So what are you such a fool about?” He asked as he crossed his leg Indian style. She sat back down in her original spot. “I’m Melinda but my friend calls me Lilly. I saw this new guy at my driver’s Ed table today and he was talking to my two friends. He claimed that I should smile more because I had a beautiful smile. I didn’t know what to do so I began to doodle. The teacher put a movie on and while the movie was on they, the kid and my friend, were passing notes back and forth. I got frustrated cause they were looking at me then writing. I thought they were making fun of me so I snatched the note after class. They all stared at me confused and I just left it there and ran. I’m a fool…I freaked out the new kid…” She sighed again and this time hitting her head against the tree behind her. Gerard smiled and laughed slightly. He began to help her with her troubles not only that one but a lot of her problems. She began to see him as an older brother that knew almost anything. It wasn’t until the sun glared into her eyes did she realized what time it was. She began to flip out. “Relax; you still owe me so you’re coming with me to my best friend’s birthday party. And besides it’s Halloween. Chill out.” Gerard said and helped Lilly up. She shoved her books in her messenger bag and followed him then it dawned on her she was still in her school uniform. Gerard, seeming to read her mind, spoke. “My brother wears a bunch of tight clothes so you’ll be fine. By the way do you go to Catholic school?" Lilly was surprised at first that he was able to pick out her uniform but then smiled shyly and nodded. "Yes I go to the school up the road from here." She spoke softly as they entered a house that was across from the park. She assumed it was his. "Well Mikey's room is upstairs and to the left. Wear anything in there. He looks like he would wear your size." Gerard said as he was about to go into the kitchen. "Um Thank you!" She said still a bit awkward that she was going to borrow some boy's clothes and that she was going to a party with a boy she just met. This would certainly have an interesting ending...

CrypticGhost
Vice Captain


black magic made the rose

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:55 am


oosh! i love it so far!!! add more please!!!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:35 pm


black magic made the rose
oosh! i love it so far!!! add more please!!!

okokok my puppet. I just need to think on what to add.

CrypticGhost
Vice Captain


LadyLeFay
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:59 pm


OH MY GOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE MY FRIEND, WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have one for you too, but it's come in segments 'cause it's kinda long.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:16 pm


************************************************************* I could still hear the woman's agonizing screaming, even after I woke up from my nightmares, shaking and sweating. I ran into the bathroom, splashed some water on my face, and stared at my pale reflection in the mirror.
"Alright, Jess. Get a hold of yourself. Now is not the time to dissolve into a panic over some stupid nightmare."
But I knew that it wasn't just some stupid nightmare. I had seen Auschwitz, I had seen children being experimented on while their mothers were burned alive, and a thin, haunted reflection of my self among the workers. I was scared, terrified, that if I fell asleep again I would be back there and it would be my turn for the ovens. I walked down the plain, pictureless hallway and opened the door to my parent's room, cursing my weakness.
"Mom? Dad?" I asked quietly and, to my chagrin, fearfully. "Mmmmmmm? Honey, what is it? It's four o' clock in the morning. Can it wait?" My mom asked sleepily from within the darkness. "Mom, I just had a nightmare. I'm sorry, I'll leave." "Alright, but we'll talk about this in the morning." She said before, I could only assume, she drifted back to sleep. I sighed as I walked down the hallway. There would be not such luck for me tonight.
*************************************************************

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CrypticGhost
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:21 pm


That was horrifyingly lovely!! I loved it. Keep writing yourself! I'll be adding another section of mine tomorrow. I almost have my next section done. Hopefully i don't make it to terribly long.

But anyways keep writing!!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:16 pm


Okay i'm terribly sorry my computer deleted the file that had the story in it so i have to re write the ending! grrr I know it sucks anyway wish me luck trying to get it like it was the first time around.....

CrypticGhost
Vice Captain


Dr Mel
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:53 pm


CrypticGhost
W00T I'm first well Here goes...I hate to say but Its a fan fiction about Frank Iero soooo try not to flame my work...Its not finished so I'll post the ending later
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There she sat her life seemingly falling apart around her as she thought to herself why no one looked her way. But in actuality there were people that looked just nobody asked. She was currently supposed to be doing her Geometry work but the clouds outside seemed to have captured her attention. Twice she has been reminded to pay attention but the teacher resolved to just ignoring the poor girl. She was known to be called a loner or an outcast. But she tries to cheer herself up every now and then by laughing and saying “But I’m only Melinda Heart.” Yes that was her name. It was a name that has grown to both love and hate.
The bell sounded out from above the girl, she jumped slightly not expecting it. She scooped up her things and accompanied her friends down the stairs to the lockers. There she would branch off to go to the hell hole they called Driver’s Ed. But there was a boy sitting across from her usual seat. It was hard for her to tear her eyes away from his gorgeous hazel eyes. They were so enticing. But she paid him no mind as she sat down and took out her books. Of course her Best friend, whom was close enough to be a sister and was the only one that called Melinda ‘Lilly’, bid her hello by tackling her in a hug successfully getting honey bun crumbs on her shirt. Lilly bid her friend, Alexandria a small hello after the hug fest. Apparently her friend had known the boy because she began to talk to him. But being the soft spoken yet feisty girl she is she bit her tongue from joining the conversation of High school gossip.
Shortly after the teacher had arrived she looked up from her doodling to find the Theater Arts teacher before her trying to hand her the quiz papers of today. She sighed to herself and took one and passed the page down. She never did like putting a full effort into these tests because she knew that she would just need to do a minimum percentage and she would still be able to drive. The boy before her had introduced himself to be Frank Iero. When she looked at him he had a mixture of an amused look at her confused expression and a genuine smile. She took his hand softly amazed at how soft the male’s had truly is and said her name with pride. Sure she kept to herself sometimes she still took pride in who she was. They began to whisper back and forth among each other while they awaited the next assignment. During the entire conversation she couldn’t bring herself to dispose of her smile as did the boy.
Finally the next assignment was given and her friend that sat next to Frankie, who’s name was found to be Patrick, turned at look at her. She asked him what the matter was and he laughed and whispered to her. He said that Frankie had said that she should smile more because it was beautiful. Being the bashful child she is, she blushed a hot pink and looked down quickly at her already finished work. She cursed herself quietly for already finishing her work. For once in her life she wished she could be the dumb-a** that couldn’t finish a paper with out checking it four times.
A movie was put in and she paid as much attention to it as she could but that really wasn’t that much due to the fact that her mind was else where among the clouds. Alex passed her a note and Lilly paid no mind to it as she told herself that she’d open it when class ends. She looked around in a bored fashion but then whipped her head to the television once she saw the instructor stand up to make his way over to her and get on to her for not paying attention. That was when she noticed that Patrick and Frank were passing back and forth a small piece of paper that she assumed was a note. She leaned over quietly and asked what it was. They just smiled and went on with what they were doing. It irritated her at first but then it just got frustrating to watch them look at her every so often then turning to write on the paper. She made a silent resolution that she would get that paper before class ended. And that what she did precisely. Once the bell had signaled that class was over Lilly jumped up and snatched the paper. Alex, Patrick, and Frank were all surprised. “Sorry…I uh…” She didn’t finish what she was saying she put the note back down while picking her things up at the same time then ran out.
Lilly didn’t know where she had run but she had arrived at a park. It was the normal swing set, slides, sand box, and jungle gym kind of thing. She sighed still terribly embarrassed and sat down underneath one of the trees. She looked down at the books she held. Her geometry and her English text books, both of which she didn’t need. “Why am I such a fool?” She asked her self with a heavy sigh and her eyes closed tight. “Depends on what you did.” A voice replied scaring her senseless. Of course she had retaliated by swinging at the area the voice came from. Her arm caught the knees of the person making them fall. It was then she looked at him, Black shaggy hair with pale skin and black clothes. “OH My God! I’m so sorry! I-Its just you scared me and-and” She exclaimed and helped him up. He laughed as she was helping him. “It’s alright but now you owe me. I’m Gerard. So what are you such a fool about?” He asked as he crossed his leg Indian style. She sat back down in her original spot. “I’m Melinda but my friend calls me Lilly. I saw this new guy at my driver’s Ed table today and he was talking to my two friends. He claimed that I should smile more because I had a beautiful smile. I didn’t know what to do so I began to doodle. The teacher put a movie on and while the movie was on they, the kid and my friend, were passing notes back and forth. I got frustrated cause they were looking at me then writing. I thought they were making fun of me so I snatched the note after class. They all stared at me confused and I just left it there and ran. I’m a fool…I freaked out the new kid…” She sighed again and this time hitting her head against the tree behind her. Gerard smiled and laughed slightly. He began to help her with her troubles not only that one but a lot of her problems. She began to see him as an older brother that knew almost anything. It wasn’t until the sun glared into her eyes did she realized what time it was. She began to flip out. “Relax; you still owe me so you’re coming with me to my best friend’s birthday party. And besides it’s Halloween. Chill out.” Gerard said and helped Lilly up. She shoved her books in her messenger bag and followed him then it dawned on her she was still in her school uniform. Gerard, seeming to read her mind, spoke. “My brother wears a bunch of tight clothes so you’ll be fine. By the way do you go to Catholic school?" Lilly was surprised at first that he was able to pick out her uniform but then smiled shyly and nodded. "Yes I go to the school up the road from here." She spoke softly as they entered a house that was across from the park. She assumed it was his. "Well Mikey's room is upstairs and to the left. Wear anything in there. He looks like he would wear your size." Gerard said as he was about to go into the kitchen. "Um Thank you!" She said still a bit awkward that she was going to borrow some boy's clothes and that she was going to a party with a boy she just met. This would certainly have an interesting ending...


It's awesome! I really like it, and I'm curious to where it goes on from now...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:55 pm


LadyLeFay
************************************************************* I could still hear the woman's agonizing screaming, even after I woke up from my nightmares, shaking and sweating. I ran into the bathroom, splashed some water on my face, and stared at my pale reflection in the mirror.
"Alright, Jess. Get a hold of yourself. Now is not the time to dissolve into a panic over some stupid nightmare."
But I knew that it wasn't just some stupid nightmare. I had seen Auschwitz, I had seen children being experimented on while their mothers were burned alive, and a thin, haunted reflection of my self among the workers. I was scared, terrified, that if I fell asleep again I would be back there and it would be my turn for the ovens. I walked down the plain, pictureless hallway and opened the door to my parent's room, cursing my weakness.
"Mom? Dad?" I asked quietly and, to my chagrin, fearfully. "Mmmmmmm? Honey, what is it? It's four o' clock in the morning. Can it wait?" My mom asked sleepily from within the darkness. "Mom, I just had a nightmare. I'm sorry, I'll leave." "Alright, but we'll talk about this in the morning." She said before, I could only assume, she drifted back to sleep. I sighed as I walked down the hallway. There would be not such luck for me tonight.
*************************************************************


And now there must be more, correct? It can't just end there??!

Dr Mel
Captain


black magic made the rose

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:42 pm


A Twisted Fairy Tale
By Anna Slaughter

Characters:
Narrator
Prince Charming
Princess Pookie
“Cinderella” Princess
“Sleeping Beauty” Princess
Princess of Darkness


Act 1 – Introduction

Scene 1

Narrator – This is Prince Charming. ((Prince Charming stands with hands on hips in
super hero pose wearing a cape, crown, and dazzling smile. Fan blows cape.))
He’s going to be King in a few days. ((Prince Charming smiles wider)) There’s
only one problem: ((Prince Charming’s hands drop to his side and looks at the
camera questioningly. Fan stops blowing)) he needs to marry a princess before
his coronation, or else his sister takes the throne!
((Camera swirls to Princess Pookie, who is standing there looking innocent except for the butcher knife in her hand))
Princess Pookie – Aren’t I adorable? ((expression changes to evil, and she starts walking
towards camera angrily)) TELL ME I’M ADORABLE!!!
((Camera returns to Prince Charming, who is A) picking his nose, B) totally zoned out, or
C) Looking terrified))
Narrator – What are you doing? Don’t just stand there like a bump on a log! Go get
hitched!
((There is a moment’s delay before Prince Charming responds))
Prince Charming – I gotta go get me a wife! But first—


Act 2 – Attempt 1

Scene 1

((a flushing sounds comes from behind a closed door. Prince Charming comes out.))
Prince Charming – Ah! Much better! ((resumes super-hero pose, and fan begins to
blow)) Come loyal steed! ((A broom is thrown from off-camera, and he catches it. (sound effects from keyboard?))) Away I go! ((gallops off))
Narrator – Tip number 1: If the shoe fits, get hitched.

Scene 2
((Prince gallops over to “Cinderella” Princess, who is sitting down on a stool, dusting with a feather duster, and he bows on one knee in front of her.))
Cinderella – What are you doing? I just mopped that floor!
Prince Charming – Milady! I have traveled over many lands for many days, searching for
my one true love! This shoe will show who that shall be! For no other maiden
has been able to fit this shoe on to their foot comfortably. Perhaps you might be
the one for whom I have been questing? ((takes her foot as though about to put
the shoe on her. She sprays him with a spray bottle and pulls her foot away))
Cinderella – ((in somewhat of a southern accent)) What in tarnation are you doing? Don’t
you know that one of those other girls might have had athlete’s foot?
Prince Charming – ((sputters, looking for the right words))
Cinderella – Get out of my sight, you filthy pig! ((Prince Charming gets up and leaves
with his “steed.” As he leaves, she sprays water at him and says: )) And take a
shower!

Act 3 – Attempt 2

Scene 1

Narrator – So he did just that. ((Prince Charming exits bathroom, drying hair with a
towel)) Tip number two: Kiss the sleeping princess. She will awaken from her
accursed slumber, and the two of you shall ride off into the sunset. ((Prince
Charming smiles, resumes superhero pose as fan blows. He picks up his broom
from against the wall and rides off.))

Scene 2

((Prince Charming goes up to Sleeping Princess. He checks his own breath, gives the
camera a thumbs-up, and leans to kiss her. She wakes up, angry and pushes him
away.))
Sleeping Beauty – What the * beep * ((this represents the censored sound, which might
be made using a keyboard or other device.)) are you doin’?
Prince Charming – I just – I just thought –
Sleeping beauty – What? That you can go around kissing random girls just cuz you’s a
*beep beep * Prince? Get the *beep * outta here before I taze yo * beep! * ((Prince Charming runs away, out the door.))

Act 4 – Finally

Scene 1
((Once he is out, the door is slammed. Prince Charming walks away, dejected. The door
reopens, and a glimmer of hope shows in his expression.))
Sleeping Beauty – And take you *beep * broom! ((Broom flies out at him and he catches
it.))

Scene 2
Narrator – Our Prince Charming walked away sadly. He opened his handbook.
Prince Charming – ((opens handbook)) Tip number three: Give up. ((sighs. Off-camer,
chanting can be heard.)) What the -- ((stands up))
((Camera swings to see Gothic chick dancing around chanting. Prince Charming enters
frame and hides behind something to watch.))
Goth Chick – I, the Princess Of Darkness, call to you, o spirits! Answer to you Mistress!
Narrator – Now, Now! Don’t do anything rash! It’s not a good idea! When have I let
you down?
Prince Charming – (( waves hand dismissingly)) Screw you! I’m getting me a woman!
((Runs over to Goth Chick)) Did you just say that you are a princess?
Goth Chick – Yeah… One that needs a human sacrifice. Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be
a virgin?
Prince Charming – No! – I mean – Yeah, wait –I mean – Will you marry me?
Princess of Darkness – ((shrugs)) Sure. Why Not? ((they walk away hand-in-hand.

Act 5 – Denouement

Scene 1

Narrator – So Prince Charming was married to his princess. ((Shows the two sitting close,
as though about to kiss)) She got her sacrifice. ((Shows Princess Pookie tied up
and struggling, and new Queen standing over her with a knife.)) And they lived happily ever after as King and Queen. ((camera closes out))

Scene 2

((camera opens again to show Queen.))
Queen – That’s what you think!
((camera closes out))
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:01 pm


black magic made the rose
A Twisted Fairy Tale
By Anna Slaughter

Characters:
Narrator
Prince Charming
Princess Pookie
“Cinderella” Princess
“Sleeping Beauty” Princess
Princess of Darkness


Act 1 – Introduction

Scene 1

Narrator – This is Prince Charming. ((Prince Charming stands with hands on hips in
super hero pose wearing a cape, crown, and dazzling smile. Fan blows cape.))
He’s going to be King in a few days. ((Prince Charming smiles wider)) There’s
only one problem: ((Prince Charming’s hands drop to his side and looks at the
camera questioningly. Fan stops blowing)) he needs to marry a princess before
his coronation, or else his sister takes the throne!
((Camera swirls to Princess Pookie, who is standing there looking innocent except for the butcher knife in her hand))
Princess Pookie – Aren’t I adorable? ((expression changes to evil, and she starts walking
towards camera angrily)) TELL ME I’M ADORABLE!!!
((Camera returns to Prince Charming, who is A) picking his nose, B) totally zoned out, or
C) Looking terrified))
Narrator – What are you doing? Don’t just stand there like a bump on a log! Go get
hitched!
((There is a moment’s delay before Prince Charming responds))
Prince Charming – I gotta go get me a wife! But first—


Act 2 – Attempt 1

Scene 1

((a flushing sounds comes from behind a closed door. Prince Charming comes out.))
Prince Charming – Ah! Much better! ((resumes super-hero pose, and fan begins to
blow)) Come loyal steed! ((A broom is thrown from off-camera, and he catches it. (sound effects from keyboard?))) Away I go! ((gallops off))
Narrator – Tip number 1: If the shoe fits, get hitched.

Scene 2
((Prince gallops over to “Cinderella” Princess, who is sitting down on a stool, dusting with a feather duster, and he bows on one knee in front of her.))
Cinderella – What are you doing? I just mopped that floor!
Prince Charming – Milady! I have traveled over many lands for many days, searching for
my one true love! This shoe will show who that shall be! For no other maiden
has been able to fit this shoe on to their foot comfortably. Perhaps you might be
the one for whom I have been questing? ((takes her foot as though about to put
the shoe on her. She sprays him with a spray bottle and pulls her foot away))
Cinderella – ((in somewhat of a southern accent)) What in tarnation are you doing? Don’t
you know that one of those other girls might have had athlete’s foot?
Prince Charming – ((sputters, looking for the right words))
Cinderella – Get out of my sight, you filthy pig! ((Prince Charming gets up and leaves
with his “steed.” As he leaves, she sprays water at him and says: )) And take a
shower!

Act 3 – Attempt 2

Scene 1

Narrator – So he did just that. ((Prince Charming exits bathroom, drying hair with a
towel)) Tip number two: Kiss the sleeping princess. She will awaken from her
accursed slumber, and the two of you shall ride off into the sunset. ((Prince
Charming smiles, resumes superhero pose as fan blows. He picks up his broom
from against the wall and rides off.))

Scene 2

((Prince Charming goes up to Sleeping Princess. He checks his own breath, gives the
camera a thumbs-up, and leans to kiss her. She wakes up, angry and pushes him
away.))
Sleeping Beauty – What the * beep * ((this represents the censored sound, which might
be made using a keyboard or other device.)) are you doin’?
Prince Charming – I just – I just thought –
Sleeping beauty – What? That you can go around kissing random girls just cuz you’s a
*beep beep * Prince? Get the *beep * outta here before I taze yo * beep! * ((Prince Charming runs away, out the door.))

Act 4 – Finally

Scene 1
((Once he is out, the door is slammed. Prince Charming walks away, dejected. The door
reopens, and a glimmer of hope shows in his expression.))
Sleeping Beauty – And take you *beep * broom! ((Broom flies out at him and he catches
it.))

Scene 2
Narrator – Our Prince Charming walked away sadly. He opened his handbook.
Prince Charming – ((opens handbook)) Tip number three: Give up. ((sighs. Off-camer,
chanting can be heard.)) What the -- ((stands up))
((Camera swings to see Gothic chick dancing around chanting. Prince Charming enters
frame and hides behind something to watch.))
Goth Chick – I, the Princess Of Darkness, call to you, o spirits! Answer to you Mistress!
Narrator – Now, Now! Don’t do anything rash! It’s not a good idea! When have I let
you down?
Prince Charming – (( waves hand dismissingly)) Screw you! I’m getting me a woman!
((Runs over to Goth Chick)) Did you just say that you are a princess?
Goth Chick – Yeah… One that needs a human sacrifice. Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be
a virgin?
Prince Charming – No! – I mean – Yeah, wait –I mean – Will you marry me?
Princess of Darkness – ((shrugs)) Sure. Why Not? ((they walk away hand-in-hand.

Act 5 – Denouement

Scene 1

Narrator – So Prince Charming was married to his princess. ((Shows the two sitting close,
as though about to kiss)) She got her sacrifice. ((Shows Princess Pookie tied up
and struggling, and new Queen standing over her with a knife.)) And they lived happily ever after as King and Queen. ((camera closes out))

Scene 2

((camera opens again to show Queen.))
Queen – That’s what you think!
((camera closes out))


gawd I love that soooo much. It's like hilarious!!! xD

Dr Mel
Captain


KTS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:17 am


hmmm I'm writing one write know though its speperated by Chapters and the main Character are all fictional
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:11 am


KTS
hmmm I'm writing one write know though its speperated by Chapters and the main Character are all fictional

Maybe you could post it as a seperate topic??

Dr Mel
Captain

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