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 Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:18 pm
About two weeks ago my family celebrated my Dad's birthday, so we went out to a nice restaurant... And it was...interesting.... Here's a few examples.
(My family includes me(Casey) my Dad, his girlfriend Lisa, my little brother Jack, and my little sister Brooke.)
-as we wait for our food-
Jack: I'm bored
Me: Make up a story
Jack: Once upon a time there was a blue duck on Casey's head. The end.
Me: That's only an intro!
Jack: Good enough.
Me: XP
Lisa: Hey, Jack, what do you think we're all going to be when we grow up? -the fact that Lisa and Dad have jobs is irrelevant-
Jack: Hm... -thinks- I know! You'll be a candle-maker. Casey will be... a plummer!
Me: I don't want to be a plummer. crying
Lisa: Being a plummer can't be that bad.. Mario and Luigi are plummers!
Me: I'll own my own plumming EMPIRE!!! mrgreen
Brooke: xp What am I gonna be?
Jack: A homeless dude.
Brooke: Fine then. But I'll be THE RICHEST HOMELESS DUDE IN THE WORLD!!!
Lisa: But what will your Dad be?
Me: Uh... -looks at Dad- I don't think Dad's ever gonna grow up.
Dad: XP
Lisa: XD
Jack: XD
Brooke: XD
Here's another bit...
Me: -cracking up, though I currently cannot remember why, but I'm laughing so hard I have to keep wiping tears from my eyes- We...are not... a...normal family!!!!
Lisa: Aw... I dunno... -looks up at the waiter dude who's filling our water glasses- Do we seem normal?
Waiter dude: 0_o You're...uh... fine, miss.
Lisa: -Turns to me- See?
Me: -just laughs harder-
And another.....
Lisa: Hey, Jack, have you ever eaten a pepper?
Jack: No. What are they like?
Lisa: Here. Smell this. -grabs the pepper from my plate and hands it to Jack-
Jack: -Smells the pepper- Ewww, that smells spicy!
Brooke: I want to smell! -grabs the pepper- Oh, ugh, that IS spicy!!!
Me: No duh.
-the pepper is forgotten for a moment, and Dad grabs it-
Dad: -starts slicing the pepper and is about to eat a piece-
Lisa: Uh, Paul, your kids practically stuck that up their noses.
Dad: So? -takes a bite-
Lisa: xp
Dad: -starts making a strange face-
Me: xp I think that was a spicy one.
And that wasn't all. Here's another bit...
Lisa: Hey, Casey, want to try some fish? -points to the fish on her plate-
Me: Uh... sure? -I don't like fish all that much, but hey, it was worth a shot!-
Brooke: Oh, ew, she's gonna barf it up or something.
Me: Riiiightttt... -takes a tiny, miniscule, miniature piece of the fish and sticks it in my mouth-
Brooke: This won't be good.
Me: -makes a strange face and immediately stuffs a GOURMET french fry in my mouth, followed by a gulp of GOURMET water-
Dad: -says something funny, though I can't remember what-
Me: -food and everything still in my mouth, starts cracking up, chokes, and involuntarily spits it all onto my plate-
Brooke: Told you so.
I could taste fish for the rest of the night..... xp
So now you know, Cheese's family is quite amusing. mrgreen And crazy... ah well! whee
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:00 am
...Wait, why am I reading this again? You already sent it to me and I didn't get it the first time... -_-
While we're on that topic, Cheese, you need to reply to your mail more often.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:38 pm
And I thought /I/ was strange...
Your family sounds fantastic! ^_^ You're lucky.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:18 pm
That's funny. Arel has a story! This happened in Arel's orchestra class yesterday.
Mr.Caddel (To Alejandra): Okay, she is going to play it perfectly the first time.
Alejandra: *Plays wrong note*
Aryssa: See, Mr.Caddel, you made her nervous. You made her mess up.
Mr.Caddel: I have one word for you. *sticks tongue out at Aryssa*
Shaniece and I: *Turn to each other at the same time and stick our tongues out, starts laughing*
Later....
Mr.Caddel: Let's play Fiddles of Fire. No, lets change the name to Fiddles on Chirizo.
Me: Mr.Caddel, are we just going to change the name that song everyday? (So far Fiddles on Fire has been, Fiddles on Water, Fiddles on Ice, Fiddles on Gas, Violas on Fire, Fiddles on Methanfedamines sp?, and now, Fiddles on Chirizo.)
Today....
Mr. Caddel: Okay...Which song haven't we played?
Everyone: Fiddles on Fire
Me: Mr.Caddel, what's the name of it today?
Mr.Caddel: I don't know. Let's appoint an offical name changer. Fabian, what's today's name?
Fabian: Strings on Fire.
Me:...but, that's not funny enough.
Mr.Caddel: Yeah, it has to be funnier than that.
Rashaun: I have one.
Mr.Caddel: Okay, everyone, Rashaun has one. What is it?
Rashaun: Strings on Gasoline!
Yeah, my orchestra class put a whole new meaning to the phrase "Orchdork." Like the time we watched Mr.Caddel eat yogurt. O.o
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:39 pm
I used to be in orchestra! I played the cello, but the only instrument I can play relatively well is the piano. (Yay, Toro may be able to become a piano teacher over the summer)
Yeah, so I got banished to choir. ^_^;;; Yep, I was that bad.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:46 pm
Okay, Toro's turn! This happened today:
Me: *looking through my brother's prom pictures* Dang, all these girl's dresses are completely shameless.
Mom: Huh? *looks* Those aren't shameless!
Me: Uh-huh, look, the shoulders are completely bare, and the neckline is so low!
Mom: >_< Toro, it's prom, you're supposed to dress like that. What are you planning to wear to YOUR prom?
Me: I'm not going to prom.
Mom: Fine, what if I force you to go with Greg? (Note, Greg is our nerdy neighbor)
Me: Then I'll wear a tuxedo, that way, I'll be formal, I won't be dressing shamelessly, and as soon as Greg comes to the door, he'll be like: "Uh, was I supposed to wear a dress?"
Mom: *trying to hide her laughter* Ohhh lord...
Me: ... and then, I'll be all like: "Yeah, you were." So he'll run off to go get a dress, and I'll run to the safe refuge of Borders!
My Brother: O_O Your plans for avoiding touching any boy other than to do bodily harm are more complicated than half of World War II.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:46 pm
XDDDDDDDDDD Yuki is still dying laughing as she's writing this!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Toro, Yuki hopes you don't mind, but she's going to put what your brother said in her siggy. XDDDDDDD
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:50 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:45 pm
rofl rofl AH!!!!! TORO, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:47 pm
Torokukat I used to be in orchestra! I played the cello, but the only instrument I can play relatively well is the piano. (Yay, Toro may be able to become a piano teacher over the summer) Yeah, so I got banished to choir. ^_^;;; Yep, I was that bad. Cheese got kicked out of flute class in fifth grade. She hated it, and never practiced. sweatdrop And then she played piano for a few years, but quit. She hated that, too. She's just not a music person--making it, that is--she couldn't LIVE without music! mrgreen ..... 'Like the time we watched Mr.Caddel eat yogurt. O.o'? Oh dear. whee
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:48 pm
Hyper Mushrambo And I thought /I/ was strange... Your family sounds fantastic! ^_^ You're lucky. Life is never dull. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:35 pm
ruler of all cheese Torokukat I used to be in orchestra! I played the cello, but the only instrument I can play relatively well is the piano. (Yay, Toro may be able to become a piano teacher over the summer) Yeah, so I got banished to choir. ^_^;;; Yep, I was that bad. Cheese got kicked out of flute class in fifth grade. She hated it, and never practiced. sweatdrop And then she played piano for a few years, but quit. She hated that, too. She's just not a music person--making it, that is--she couldn't LIVE without music! mrgreen ..... 'Like the time we watched Mr.Caddel eat yogurt. O.o'? Oh dear. whee I can give you piano lessons, but you have to promise to practice.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:14 pm
Torokukat ruler of all cheese Torokukat I used to be in orchestra! I played the cello, but the only instrument I can play relatively well is the piano. (Yay, Toro may be able to become a piano teacher over the summer) Yeah, so I got banished to choir. ^_^;;; Yep, I was that bad. Cheese got kicked out of flute class in fifth grade. She hated it, and never practiced. sweatdrop And then she played piano for a few years, but quit. She hated that, too. She's just not a music person--making it, that is--she couldn't LIVE without music! mrgreen ..... 'Like the time we watched Mr.Caddel eat yogurt. O.o'? Oh dear. whee I can give you piano lessons, but you have to promise to practice. NO. CHEESE NEVER WANTS TO TOUCH ANOTHER PIANO AGAIN!!!! gonk scream Heh.. heh... whee
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:23 pm
ruler of all cheese Torokukat ruler of all cheese Torokukat I used to be in orchestra! I played the cello, but the only instrument I can play relatively well is the piano. (Yay, Toro may be able to become a piano teacher over the summer) Yeah, so I got banished to choir. ^_^;;; Yep, I was that bad. Cheese got kicked out of flute class in fifth grade. She hated it, and never practiced. sweatdrop And then she played piano for a few years, but quit. She hated that, too. She's just not a music person--making it, that is--she couldn't LIVE without music! mrgreen ..... 'Like the time we watched Mr.Caddel eat yogurt. O.o'? Oh dear. whee I can give you piano lessons, but you have to promise to practice. NO. CHEESE NEVER WANTS TO TOUCH ANOTHER PIANO AGAIN!!!! gonk scream Heh.. heh... whee X_X You're so stubborn...
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