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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:45 am
Another idea I got from the writers' forum is a topic for awsome lines that have no place to go. So ... just post those lines (if any). In this verson you can also post lines that you have found a place for.
Here are mine:
- "Ya know, I can understand those characters in movies that say hell was quite lovely; I agree since I look forward to what we face every day." (Rio)
"You could have just said you're an adrenaline junkie." (Kerry)
- "Have you lost your mind?" (Hiro)
"Nope, still haven't gotten the first time." (Rio)
- "We're all going to die-ie-ie! Just not today." (Rio)
- "We all hate Hiro because we can't resist saving his a** everyother day." (Kerry)
- [singing]"Life sucks, it really, really sucks. Life sucks, it really, really sucks. Oh hello, are you doing? I'm doing just fine." (Rio)
- "My name? It is Bob." (Rio)
"Bob?" (Gatekeeper)
"Yeh, ya know, like Bob spelled backwards." (Rio)
- "Uh, man when is the last time you've had shower?" (Mon-Ama)
"A what?" (Rio)
-"How many times do I have to send you to Death?" (???)
"Well, if you'd stop giving me expired tickets." (Rio or Kerry)
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:05 am
rofl rofl rofl The last few are hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:02 pm
Hermonie Urameshi rofl rofl rofl The last few are hilarious. I agree xd Hmm, awesome lines... I don't know if I have any D:
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:21 pm
Rio is a nut.
- "So all five of you are related and didn't even know it? Huh - It's a small world after all-" (Rio)
"Shut up!"
((My dad just gave me this next one.))
- "It doesn't matter if it was my idea, it is just the fact you didn't think of it." (Kerry or Rio)
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:48 pm
Some more!
"Remember when we in a situation like this before?" (Hiro)
"Are you talking about the time in Yoan, or the time in Kie. There was that time in Juible ... and also Polore. In fact, by my count, we hardly ever been out of situations like this." (Rio)
"What is going on anyway?" (Hiro)
"You know, people look at us like we're crazy." (Hiro)
"Just because we consider going through hell everyday is paradise, does not mean we're at sixes and sevens." (Rio)
"So, who wants to run a race that is impossible to survive?" (Kerry)
"Oho, me, me!" (Rio)
"Oh, we're dead." (Kerry)
"Again?" (Rio)
"By my calculations, we should crash about five seconds before I started talking." (Rio)
"It is time for you to die!" (RSA)
"My time to die was a long time ago, but look at me still smiling!" (Rio)
"Let's have a show of hands, how may people think Rio is dangerously insane?" (RS)
*Rio puts his hand up along with everyone else*
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:17 pm
"You are a disgrace!"
"And you, father, are a pear-shaped freak."
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:28 pm
I'd never say that to my dad. Well, mainly because he isn't pear-shaped, but ...
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:25 pm
~@~Forget regret, or life is yours to miss One of my minor characters is homosexual and he interacts quite a bit with one of my main male characters. Trevor is not flamingly homosexual, but its clear he's into guys. Trystan is very much straight, has the hots for the female lead who can't stand him, and is sort of homophobic. I'm trying to work out a place for this dialogue where Trystan discovers that Trevor is gay because it is just too funny for words.
"You're telling me you have no interesting in banging Pax." {Trystan}
"Pretty much, I am sort of in love with..." {Trevor}
"Man, you can't tell me that you don't want in her pants. She's such a babe." {Trystan}
"Yeah, I can... and I don't think there is room for more than her in those jeans." {Trevor}
"Pax is gorgeous, absolutely drop dead, and you don't want to bang her. What the hell is wrong with you man?" {Trystan}
"Dude, I'm gay..." {Trevor}
"No..." {Tystan}
"Yeah, I'd rather have..." {Trystan}
"Gross man, I don't want to hear that..." {Trystan}
"Well I would..." {Trevor}
"La la... I can't hear you." {Trystan with his hands over his ears} No day but today~@~
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:51 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:02 am
~@~Forget regret, or life is yours to miss Erm...Sorry... Here's something less perverse.
"I hate you... I really do." {Pax} "But I thought you loved me. I mean look at all those moments we've had." {Trystan} "You mean all the times I tried to kill you?" {Pax} "I'm alive." {Trystan} "Not for long, idiot." {Pax proceeds to take aim as though she is going to shoot him, but winds up having to shoot a demon behind him.} "Still alive. Ha, you love me." {Trystan}
No day but today~@~
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:01 am
Now that was funny.
Rio runs into the next room and slams the door behing him. He turns and sees a man holding a sword down the corridor. He reaches for his gun and finds it not there.
The man charges and Rio, without a clue as to what he was doing, charges as well. The next thing the man with the sword knows Rio is on the other side of him holding his sword.
"Thank you, I might need this," he calls and runs through the next door at the end of the corridor.
((This may not seem funny if you just read it (because I haven't put it into good words yet) but it was funny when I played it in my head.))
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:23 pm
I know the feeling... scenes play out in my head, but when I write them down, sometime I can't get the wording quite right.
"Pax, you know what scares me?" {Zakary}
"That every syndicate in Otherworld is out to kill you and drain your blood so that they can be immortal." {Pax}
"No, that if we die, our story will never be told and we'll be forgotten." {Zakary}
"Oh, is that all? Well I guess we'll just have to live so we can tell the damn thing ourselves." {Pax as she draws her gun and starts firing}
"Game over Pax." {one of the key villains, Mario}
"Really? I was just starting to have fun." {Pax}
"Don't push it Pax." {Zak}
"Shut up wimp. Pax is right, the fun is just beginning." {Trystan}
"Stay out of this, Trystan!" {Pax}
"As I was saying... Game over Pax!" {Mario}
"Actually, for those of you keeping score, if the game ends now I win. So far, rounds one through one hundred have gone to me. We're on round one oh one, baby. And I'm still kicking your a**." {Pax}
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:13 pm
Those were funny - and the first espiecally.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:19 pm
~@~Forget regret, or life is yours to miss Thanks. No day but today~@~
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