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 Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:18 am
Ok new rules last time i had to count and do a whole bunch of math so the new rules are:
Only posts that count are in this thread.
This contest will start right now and it will end when it says in big red letters on this post END!
[sorry for the delay lol i forgot to update]
ENDED
Posts that are funny or most original may win a bonus.
Members can nominate someone other then them self to receive a bonus and the one who has the most votes in posts will win that prize.
I have no set amount or item to give away just yet but it should be fairly generous as it will probably all i have lol
Current counter:
Winner= Angellic_Myth Chan
2nd= DJ
Congratz and geez i think I should have won something for reading all of that.
Coming soon list of bonuses...
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:32 am
i have a funny joke hehehe
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end."
"Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:37 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:33 pm
Really... only two posts here. Well now did i forget to add a poll is that why your not posting here? what more do i have to give a letter?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:45 pm
I'm not a normal girl. I'm an angry sweaty girl, so BITE ME! I'm not a normal girl cos I'm too full of contradictions and kinks and... the weirdest things makes my panties sweat. And I gotta do that cos sometimes I think... If I were ever to run for political office, panty sweat would be the theme of my campaign.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:47 pm
I want men, women, and dogs too... to wear huge droopy panties with disgusting stains on them. Mustard colored stains. It'll be equality through panty stains! It'll be a revolution, a brand new twist on evolution, yeah!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:48 pm
And I'll fix up the economy. Creation jillions of jobs in the panty stain removal industry. Retired bondage queens in spiky boots, walking the creases out of people's caked with slime panties. And all of america will be chanting, "THANK YOU, NOT NORMAL GIRL! THANK YOU, NOT NORMAL GIRL!" Cos it'll be a brave new world.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:50 pm
No more thorazine, no more methadone. No electric chairs or simulated stair machines with bloated and bulemic would-be beauty queens. No cities, no city limits; all territories will spread out like a huge droopy panty on which the elastic has gone dead, yeah!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:51 pm
Panty economics is the way it should be. And the not normal panty president is who I'll be cos I am not a normal girl. I don't think I'll ever be a normal girl. But still, I'm terribly popular. pirate
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:21 pm
Kykeon Panty economics is the way it should be. And the not normal panty president is who I'll be cos I am not a normal girl. I don't think I'll ever be a normal girl. But still, I'm terribly popular. pirate WTF???????????? hehe
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:22 pm
SO0o0o0oO Like I cant be very outstanding..I guess thats the post up there are for....*looks at them weird*
CRAPOMATIC!!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:28 pm
Yeah, so im sitting here in bed watching vh1 and being bored!..... and im sick and it sucks!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:12 pm
eek KYKEON uumm yah .............
heres to all of you 4laugh 
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:20 pm
I found out the hard way that disscussing the merits of canabalism in modern day society on the bus can and will land you in a mental instution.
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