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 Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:56 pm
((Answer back if you please.))
*The camera zooms into Jay on sitting on a tombstone.*
Yo, Blaze here in a graveyard, 'bout to make most of TNT look like Retards.
When I'm done, y'all gonna make EUGENE look smart!
In matches, I carry you like you were in a shopping cart.
Jay about to take some belts,
I'll whip y'all so hard, you gonna haves welts.
'Cause I love to fight like that stupid Celt.
If you don't have money on me, you about to lose your bet.
I'm the past, present and future like Ted Hart.
I'm still rippin' you apart.
Takin' all y'all down to SHREDS,
Most gon' wish they're dead!
My verdict is most of you I'll pound.
Battlin' me is like your sex life, YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:51 pm
((( TNT Invasion! surprised )))
[Ricky Maru of WIF shows up on screen in a seperate area. As he speaks, he walks through a parking lot during the evening. He's wearing a white muscle shirt, black shorts that hang below the knees, tennis shoes, and a a pair of white wristbands.]
Yo... Yo, yo, yo... Ricky is in the house tonight, an' I just couldn't help but overhear your rambling rap... I was lookin' around wondering "Just what is that crap? confused "
I'm the host of the Straight Stereo, and I won't stand for this.
Your crappy freestylin' made me squirm more than when I happened to see a coupla gay men kiss.
I may be black, but I don't like bein' a stereotype.
But, your rap is just AWFUL. It just plain bites.
You may be the big s**t on TNT, but you best just back off when it comes down to me
I'll skin you alive like Freddy an' Jason
I'm like them alcoholics in a bar, I just keep wastin'
An', you can't get away cuz it's yo' a** I'll be chasin'
You'll get beat down like government mule
I'll knock your a** out so bad you'll end up retarded. You won't even have a clue.
You're a lil b***h. Now, like a hoe, you're only good for head
I'm so bad, I'm like a redneck father in the ring. I'll beat yea a** an' say "Get yea a** in bed."
Now b***h, just back the ******** off before I lay down some real misfit jive.
[Happens to approach Blaze's vehicle sitting out in the parking lot]
You need to be like them victims in the middle of a tornado warning. Just get the hell out mother ******** his wristbands over his knuckles and punches out one of his tailights]
Drive.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:44 am
.... eek
AY MAN! DAS MAH GODDAMN CAR! scream
*Chases.*
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:58 pm
[Ricky doesn't run, but he waits so he can rap on screen a lil more until Blaze makes it to the parking lot]
Now, see I got this ***** runnin' like the mouse in Tom an' Jerry
or, like one o' them bitches who chases after men named Luke Perry
It's kinda scary
I got men chasin' after me?
Just how gay does this ***** Blaze havta be?
I'm like that hoss John Cena. [waves hand in front of his face] You can't see Ri - cky!
Blaze is just runnin' out to his death.
His a**'ll be beat. That's what I bet.
I'm fast as lightning, and I make hard hits that'll knock out 'is jaw.
I'm packin' bigger kicks than that Michaels guy on WWE RAW.
It's that superkick. It's what he never saw.
Now, I'm ready to tear his a** in half worse than the Texas mad man with a chainsaw!
I'm out here. Texas ready an' waitin' fight. I'm all like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
But, like a mobster, I'm runnin' the streets from Cali to Boston.
Blaze, I'm the s**t that's gonna own yea TNT clans
So, don't ******** with Ricky Maru, cuz I'mma bad, bad man.
Wassup?
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:43 am
( I'm confused, is anyone in the TNT here? gonk And thanks Blaze for posting a little, finally. )
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