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 Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:08 pm
Help me think of weird things to say during class. I used to be the weird/funny kid in class that said really random things like one day during a test I just randomly sang
"I want milk, I want butter. Grab a cow and sqeeze an utter!" blaugh
But I lost my title now people see me as the quiet girl in the back of class, I ran out of things to say.
Now I'm moving to Idaho and want my rep back, so I'm not remembered as "quiet sweet jenny".
Can you guys help me?
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:21 pm
*point to your boobs and say*
Milk *left boob*
Milk *right boob*
Lemonade! *point to your p***y*
'round the corner *point to your a***
Fudge is made!
-or-
*walk into class late with another person*
"So, I don't know what to do with the body-"
*look at class*
*walk to desk and sit*
-or-
THIS CHAIR KEEPS TOUCHIMG MY a**!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
-or-
I'm addicted to air man...
I keep trying to stop breathing it...
but no matter how long I do, my body...it...
IT NEEDS IT MAN....
I can't stop breathing air!
Help me...
Help me rise above my addiction!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:05 am
*walk to front of class*
*clear throat*
I like eggs and bacon, i like eggs and bacon
and if you think im gonna sing you're very much mistaken
*air banjo*
or...
A fly and a flea in a flue
were stranded so what could they do?
said the flea "let us fly" said the fly "let us flee"
so they flew through a flaw in the flue
or...
randomly pull out a slinky, make a staircase out of all your books and make the slinky walk downstairs shouting "go, li'l guy, go!" etc, and moan loudly when it stops.
or...
"all the worlds problems could be solved by sandwich spread. See, countries that dont go to war that often also have more choice in sandwich spreads. See, in certain spreads, you can find more ingrediants that release hormones into your blood to make you happy. So if we just sent a crate full of sandwich spread to the gaza strip, the world would be abetter place... " then smile and nod and walk off
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:06 pm
Well.. I'm not much of a class clown.. but I once walked up in the front of the class and cleared my troat because I was suposed to show how a math thing was done.. then a grapped the chalk, and started drawing pin men, there where princess pin men, and soilders shooting at each other.. then I started explaning the math thing, but with out saying a word, so I pretty much just moved my mouth and it really looked like I was saying something, but I was not.. then I bowed and walked to my seat..
That was the longest explanation why I hadn't done math.. And they are still talking about it..
I normaly don't think of something a long time ahead.. but when I stand in a situation where I need something to sorta take peoples mind of something.. then I can really quickly make something up, and it makes people laugh..
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