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 Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:16 pm
Ok. Here's my new spa and resort. Unlike Judd's place...(No offense Judd) I actually will get you the right drinks, there are eye-popping swedish massage therapists on hand, and cute hunky male attendants as well. There is a large outdoor pool for your enjoyment and tanning beds if you want to work on that perfect shade of brown. Let me know what you wish, it will be yours. I aim to please.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:28 pm
SETTING:
Nice huge white marble open foyer, beautiful white pillars surrounding the entrance, almost like one of those beautiful buildings in Greece. There is a huge deck and pool off to the left, the walkway to the pool is graced with beds of beautiful well-kept flowers of various kinds, and some fountains as added features. The path on the right of the entrance leads to a fabulous tennis court, workout area, weight room, and all the amenities that a resort could possibly offer in the way of recreation.
Walk inside the foyer and your bags are immediately taken by valets and you are escorted to a lounge where you are served cold refreshing drinks while you await the key to your suite. The suites are decorated in late 1800's victorian styles. The furniture is the most comfortable you have ever seen or felt in your life. This place is like heaven. All meals are complimentary, included in the service. The beds and pillows are only the finest, We import only the best.
The meals are prepared by the finest chefs from all over the world. There are 2 master chefs for every type of ethnic dish you could ever possibly desire. Food may be taken in your rooms or at the fabulous dining hall.
Pool tables are set up as well as air hockey, table tennis, shuffleboard and a bowling alley. There is an 18 hole golf course set out in behind the facility. The massage therapists are at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, as are the valets and waiters.
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your stay.
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PrincessLeela Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:56 pm
*peeks in the window*
Hmm, new place...maybe I can get a drink here....OH and a massage..HELLO handsome....! twisted
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:17 pm
*straightens jacket* Good evening and welcome here. *snaps fingers, and two gorgeous male valets take your bags and escort you arm in arm to the lounge.*
May I offer you a drink? or anything else you may desire?
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:00 pm
**Takes off his TV head mask and slips a distinguishing shirt over his chiseled chest. Enters the new joint **
"Do yall do pedicures?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:21 pm
Hey nice joint, might stay a bit here.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:42 pm
Welcome Mr. Lunn, and to you as well miss dolphin. *snaps fingers and two gorgeous female valets tend to Fritz and two male valets tend to smarty.*
May I offer you any drinks before you enjoy the services? We do pedicures, manicures. We have a full service salon for all your needs.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:47 pm
Fritz looks at the two valets... he looks at KWR.... he almost faints.
"Now you are tellin me that these two fine women are gonna tackle my toes? I got to warn you, the last time anybody clipped my toenails, they used an angle grinder!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:30 am
Smarty looks at the two male valets and grins. She allows them to take her things and escort her to pretty much anywhere, or at least that is what she is hoping.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:42 pm
Well, what can I get you lovely guests to drink? Or perhaps you would prefer to try our buffet? Today's feature will be selections of salads (including red skin potato salad, ceaser salad, garden salad with your choice of dressing, fruit salad, and a lovely greek salad), soups (today features homemade chicken noodle vegetable and a hearty beef vegetable), corn, mashed potatoes, gravy, rice, mixed oriental vegetables, pizza (today we have ham and pineapple, pepperoni and bacon, vegetarian, and the works), crispy chicken, and to top your plate we offer your choice of either prime rib roast or maple baked ham.
There is a dessert section for when you finish your meal. Desserts include cheesecake, soft serve ice cream with lots of favorite toppings to choose from, cinnamon buns, pies, tortes.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:31 am
The little Mexican stands outside and lusts for the food being displayed.
"I have no money, does theese mean I can steel come een?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:43 am
Looks at her gorgeous valets and looks at the guys coming in...hubba hubba
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:43 am
Everything in the spa is complimentary, thanks to the enormous bank account from which it was built, and from which it gets the funds to run so smoothly.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:48 pm
How about my toenails? They are thick and crusty!
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:26 pm
As I stated Mr. Lunn, We have a full service salon. *motions for the curvy brunette with incredible looks to escort Mr. Lunn to the salon where experts work diligently at his toenails till they look like models.*
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