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A Touch of Evil

Tipsy Genius

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:27 am


KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:33 am


Lol, thats funny. "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

I love it.

Infernal King


A Touch of Evil

Tipsy Genius

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:34 am


LOLOLOL I told ya it would cheer ya up mrgreen rofl
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:45 am


Did god throw him back down?

rofl rofl wow that is so screwed up and hilarius!

A Touch of Evil

Tipsy Genius


Infernal King

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:33 am


[Beautiful Oblivion]
Did god throw him back down?

rofl rofl wow that is so screwed up and hilarius!


It is too lol.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:21 am


Infernal King
Lol, thats funny. "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

I love it.

My favorite is the "because people are sleeping" one.

defunctgarbage


[ In Nomine Satanas ]

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:03 pm


This is without a doubt some of the funniest things I have read thus far.

Our Father, Who Does Art In Heaven... lol great.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:20 pm


"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Sounds like something I'd hear at my house xd

Evil Kween


A Touch of Evil

Tipsy Genius

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:07 am


rofl LOL glad you guys liked it ^^.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:13 pm


That wasn't very funny...

Foul Fiend


Jareth Blackthorne

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:22 pm


He he he...sacre-licious!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:51 am


Haha. Very nice. That last few were the most comical, to me.

Man, I remember way back when, when they made me attend services... I'd always fall asleep on my mom's shoulder. Always.

... then she'd take me to BK. Ahah.

Council of Nine

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