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Sir Oscar the Bold Captain
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 Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:49 am
There is an evil ted who skulks about the Internet seeking to cause chaos, do harm and conquer Cyberspace. He is called Baybun the Bearserker. Baybun is quite mad, and so far has been no more than an annoyance to me, but I watch him to make certain his evil schemes never succeed.
Should you ever encounter him and find him up to some dark mischief, do feel free to attempt to punish him. But be warned! He is so contrary and mad that all things are in opposite in his mind. To him, being pounded upon is amusing fun, and yet he will be violently repelled by the simple scent of a summer rose, or the sight of a soft baby kitten being hugged by a child.
Therefore, be creative in your chastisements if you truly wish to punish, for the normal methods will be more reward than deterrent to him!
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:20 pm
Thank you for the warning. I shall begin to gather powerful positive sensory images in order to be ready to chastise Baybun the Bearserker and foil his mischief.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:25 pm
 Baybun was skulking around Miradora's computer yesterday. She had to spend hours with "safe mode" and "full scan". This is the image that she found helpful. Every time she thought "Baybun" cry I whispered "Robin's nest" in her ear and she was reminded of the nest that was just begun last week in a neighbor's holly bush. This is a photo of the nest. Miradora and I both hope that the proprietors will raise a family in it. You can reach out and touch the nest from the walkway or the porch where the picture was taken. We hope the birds won't find people passing by too disturbing.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:19 pm
scream YUK!! scream
DISGUSTING BABY BIRDS!!!:XP:
I WANT PTERODACTYLS xd OR
SMELLY BUZZARDS heart OR
RABID FLYING SQUIRRELS!!!@111one!
domokun pirate wahmbulance evil :X stressed twisted
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:16 pm
 Oh, poor Baybun! crying No pteradactyls...although when I hear Great Blue Herons at night and see them fly over the dark water, I can imagine what pteradactyls must have been like...only the herons are very beautiful. Sorry, Baybun!
And to make your day even more delightful, the Robin family has 3 eggs! blaugh Only one egg shows in the picture, but I thought that would be enough for you!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:52 pm
 WHERE'S MY PET LASER CANNON, WALLY?? I WANNA TORCH THAT NEST AND HAVE FRIED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, NICE AND BURNT!! twisted domokun pirate
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:56 pm
 BAYBUN! How did you get in here, villain? :X
*Pulls a bottle of lavender-scented water from a pouch on his belt and splashes the contents at Baybun*
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:02 pm
AAAAGHH!!! YUK!!! scream stressed scream
*Flails wildly, trying to get rid of the delicate scent,
then rolls on the floor and finally charges out the door in search of some dung to roll in
or a helpful skunk to spray nice perfume on him.*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:07 pm
 Oh, Furamir! Thank you! I must go down to the stalls and see if anyone is selling lovely scents like your lavender water. What a perfect defense against Baybun! rofl I can still smell the lavender, and I'm sure that he can, too, even if he has found a cooperative skunk!
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:33 pm
It is too bad that a ted of all creatures has become such a twisted, evil, mad thing! can he truly be a reincarnated space mercenary, as he constantly insists?
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:02 am
Oh, Baaayyy-buuunnnn...all three baby robins have flown, and the parents have laid another batch of eggs! I knew you would be delighted to hear the news. 4laugh
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