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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:28 pm
I figured this place needed a thread to store the classic flames and such that satire threads produce. Some random ones mine have had include: Quote: If you think the worl is flat you are: a) a dumbass b) from the 1300s c)a dumbass If the world was flat, there would be no gravity, and I would have to kick your a**. Quote: Ooo b***h, you hit a wrong curve. I usually don't insult peoples opinions, I just disagree, but at this moment? Im insulting! First off!: We don't drink ******** blood! All you christians out there think we feel as if were goddamned vampires or something! Quote: Nice...This is when you go to the church that sent this out dressed in all black, a necklace with an upside down wicca star or upside down cross, carry a Book of Shadows, wear an accesive amount of black make-up and speak jibberish. Don't forget "Hail Satan!" I hate church pricks. I think they are all hypercritical and they are the ones who will burn in afterlife.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:36 pm
Just to be safe, I would say don't include names. If a mod sees such we can get in trouble.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:49 pm
DonAbbatecola Just to be safe, I would say don't include names. If a mod sees such we can get in trouble. Fair enough.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:00 pm
I'm sure we can pull plenty out of my threads anyway...
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:36 pm
DonAbbatecola I'm sure we can pull plenty out of my threads anyway... Are you sure we could fit them all? There are a lot of illiterate readers on Gaia...
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:29 pm
Aabener DonAbbatecola I'm sure we can pull plenty out of my threads anyway... Are you sure we could fit them all? There are a lot of illiterate readers on Gaia... I said we could, there is no way we could get them all in here.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:05 pm
I am NOT a human. If you thinks it you are a human. If not,you have my permission to make this as you're signature.I saw this as someone's signature. What I was wondering was if he wrote that himself, or actually copied it from someone else. Incidentally, this individual also posted in Cathara's "A Modest Proposal" thread saying only:
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:10 pm
MibuNoOkami I am NOT a human. If you thinks it you are a human. If not,you have my permission to make this as you're signature.I saw this as someone's signature. What I was wondering was if he wrote that himself, or actually copied it from someone else. Incidentally, this individual also posted in Cathara's "A Modest Proposal" thread saying only: Maybe he's an alien... who likes to take polls. eek
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:19 pm
Alyssalli MibuNoOkami I am NOT a human. If you thinks it you are a human. If not,you have my permission to make this as you're signature.I saw this as someone's signature. What I was wondering was if he wrote that himself, or actually copied it from someone else. Incidentally, this individual also posted in Cathara's "A Modest Proposal" thread saying only: Maybe he's an alien... who likes to take polls. eek Gah! Run for cover the aliens are invading and taking serveys!!!!! eek xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:51 am
Cathara Alyssalli MibuNoOkami I am NOT a human. If you thinks it you are a human. If not,you have my permission to make this as you're signature.I saw this as someone's signature. What I was wondering was if he wrote that himself, or actually copied it from someone else. Incidentally, this individual also posted in Cathara's "A Modest Proposal" thread saying only: Maybe he's an alien... who likes to take polls. eek Gah! Run for cover the aliens are invading and taking serveys!!!!! eek xd If aliens start taking all the surveys, won't that screw all the statistics up? You know how accurate they are already. *snark*
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:52 am
Also from Cathara's "A Modest Proposal" Quote: Humans would taste bad because we eat meat.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:07 pm
I actually found this in a girl's signature Quote: Since your so "Pro-Gay" last week a man raped a boy because no other man was like that in town, the boy only 9 died. Are you still so "Pro-Gay"? I sent her a message telling her that this occurance happens with straight men as well, and that it is actually more common for a straight man. There is even a term for it, Pedrasty. Please let me spread some intelligence to this poor soul. I didn't even flame, I was nice.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:05 pm
I can see someone having a momentary fit of stupidity to post that in a forum thread... but, for Christ's sake, in their sig? It makes me unsmarter just reading it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:51 pm
MibuNoOkami I can see someone having a momentary fit of stupidity to post that in a forum thread... but, for Christ's sake, in their sig? It makes me unsmarter just reading it. Well, I sent her a PM.. I don't think she could 'report' me for trolling or stalking or whatever.. I didn't insult her or flame her. Even though I really wanted to.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:37 pm
My Dickish-nessThese two clowns are... well... Clowns..... I was being a d**k, but ignore that, I couldn't resist with two doofs like this on the receiving end.
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