Rules on How To Be Awesome (in RJE'S Forum)
1. Don't be an asshat!
2. ...
That pretty much covers it! 4laugh
rje's Partytime Etiquette
--> Bring your own margarita mix ~ You can't expect me to furnish everything, can you? Do you know how much those little paper umbrellas cost?
--> Don't show up too early unless you're asked to, more than likely to help with last minute decorations or cleanup; if this is you, feel special - you're privileged to be one of my 'inside circle' friends, for I will let you into my home before it's 'guest-ready'...which usually means hiding all the dirty clothes in the closets and throwing all the porn under the bed.
--> On the flip side, don't show up too late; you'll miss the majority of the 'reveling' and only get there in time for the drunken fights or morose pity-parties. Plus all the good liquor and food's gone by that point and you'll be stuck with bargain brand vodka and dried-out celery sticks.
--> NO I WILL NOT GO BUY YOUR BRAND OF BEER! Either talk your DD into picking some up or learn to enjoy Rolling Rock.
--> If the food's all gone and you're still hungry, let me know before you pull out some pots and pans and decide to take matters into your own hands. And no, my expensive T-bone steaks are not 'party food', no matter how many toothpicks you stick in them.
--> Yes, you may crash the night PROVIDED:
- You do not sleep nude;
- You do not have sex with anyone on any surface other than a tiled floor AND you don't tell me about it in the morning, unless I also got laid;
- You do not use my stove to cook your heroin;
- I don't wake up to the sight of you eating cereal in my bathrobe in front of my computer, surfing the site agirlandherdonkey.com;
- You go home before I end up having to co-sign you on my lease;
--> and finally -- a thank you note for the party is a nice gesture; a restraining order, not so much.
PARTY ON!
