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I believe there are 5 brands of "-a**" words. And I hear sometimes the phrase "complete a**". Before you use that phrase, look at the theory.

The Five Fifths of the Complete a**



Hard- and Jack- are similar, true, but do not be fooled! they are not the same!

Smart- and Jack-, however go hand in hand on many occasions.

Fat- can classify someone noticeably overweight. This is the only physcial fifth of the "-asses"

Only under special conditions can one be Smart- and dumb-.

And it is only under those same conditions that a person can be the "Complete a**!" The "Complete" is a rarity among "asses." ... ... ... Only when you find a "Complete a**" will you truly laugh and feel sorry for the person in question at the same time.

And anyone who doesn't fall under ANY OF THESE FIFTHS is completely pure of heart.


So what fraction of "-a**" are you?

apparently, only one piece. That was most likely being a smartass.
We do not take a** cheeks into account for the theory.

Unless you qualify as a fatass.