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We're a colorful(if not insane) bunch of fangirls, with the odd fanboy here and there, and I know for a fact that we can make some interesting quotes. So, I'm making a thread to share them in. (quotes must be Ray-related)

First quote of the thread:

"You mean we get to see his wang-doodle?!" -some fangirl on FAC
"Hey, this ain't hentai! No wang-doodles!" -Kiki

That one shall stay with me... forever... *sniff* emo

Oris:
Ray: And there are sea turtles, and sea anenomes, and s--*gawk* Uhhh...
Mike: ... What? I'm too sexy for my shirt. You got a problem with it?

xd

Oris: HE WANTS YOU TO COME! D:<
Kiki: Oris, he wants him to c**

Oris: Now all he needs to do is land on an inconviently placed sharp rock! biggrin (pg 210)

Oris:
Mike: You're flying!!!
Ray: ... No I'm not. You're imagining this entire day.
Mike: Oh... that explains why I feel like I'm a co-star of a manga, then...

xd xd

Maruul: They could be 50 year old retards who get hardons to teletubies, I don't care!....ewwwww. Now I have bad images in my head. >.<


Hahahaha XD That was just awesome... <<; It's on Kiki's site... and it's in the thread to do with Ray becoming an Anime... Does this quote still count Maruul? XD;;;;

love these quotes:

Oris:
Hey, if you sit in a dark room, shake your head rapidly, and squint, it kinda looks like Ray has boobs in the third panel there. (p.2)

(Kiki: gomen ne, I sukked-egg on drawing males >_<)

Kiki on LJ:
Invader Zim overload. In a hurry to catch my deadline, I sat on my bed and worked on my project for 10 hours straight. No kidding. Started at 1 and was done by 11 and only took 1 half hour break to eat. My arm hurt so much. (and my yaoi-mind is twisting this in a WRONG way.... if only I was a man....)
....
*looks at text above*
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I Mike sat on my his bed and worked on my his project for 10 hours straight. No kidding. Started at 1 and was done by 11 and only took 1 half hour break to eat. My His arm hurt so much.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike: ....that ain't funny. That's plain perverted.
Kiki: ....no it's not.
Mike: yes it is
Kiki: I don't think so. It's just you working on a project instead of me.... it hurt your arm
Mike: I tell you: it's perverted.
Kiki: hey, I can't help it if YOU have such a hentai mind, cuz I'm only reading: 'project'
Mike: ....
Kiki: I seriously am
Mike: ....
Kiki: ....but if you would ask me what my YAOI-mind was thinking...
Mike: then...
Kiki: then.... I'd think that 'project' was your 'jerking off BIG TIME!'
Mike: Told you! You perv!
Kiki: but I am not thinking with a YAOI-mind
Mike: ....
Kiki: you THINK I was. But I ain't
Mike: ...oh, come on, you yaoi-hentai!
Kiki: no no, baby, you are the one who is like...sex-obsessed. You want nothing more but to screw that little Ra...
Mike; *covers up Kiki's mouth* Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Ray: hey...what are you talking about?
Mike: O/////////O NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!
Kiki: I was talking about drawing manga pages, but Mike went all hentai over it.
Mike: I WAS NOT!
Ray: whats a hentai?
Mike: food
Ray: food?
Kiki: ....yeah...some's Hawaiian dish.
Mike: You wouldn't like it, it's gross
Ray: ^^
Mike: You don't like most foods anyhow
Ray: I like Italian food
Mike: yes, let's get us some pizza *drags Ray out of the room*
Ray: bye mommah!
Kiki: bye baby...[whisper]Mikey-you-move-like-your-a**-is-on-fire-you-horny-little-creature-you[/whisper]

Another freakishly convo in my LJ:
RAY BABY!
Ray: yesh mommah?
Kiki: I wuv you...so much
Ray: I ..ehm...wuv you too
Kiki: You do?
Ray: yes! X3
Kiki: Dang, yur so cute.
Ray: ^/////^
Kiki: *drags ray with her* Let's go to bed tho. It's late
Ray: Let me get Mike, Matt and Ryan then
Kiki: Owkay. Kay! You get yur a** up my bedroom and help Matt in his pj's
Kay: WHY ME?!!!!!
Kiki: And where is Raven?
Kay: Somewhere....laying around...dang, the darn brat keeps crawling away.
Kiki: brat?
Kay: Yeah, ever since he leerned how to crawl, the dang thing keeps dissapearing, I decided not to bother looking anymore.
Kiki: That aint responsible, you know
Kay: Raven is very ...adult-like. He will come back when he's hungry anyway
Ray; I'm back, with Mike, Matt and Ryan
Ryan: I WANT A HORROR BEDTIME STORY!
Kay: I can tell you one of them, but only if you promise not to sleep on top of ME this time
Ryan: You will? OKay! I promise!
Mike: Dang...that means he'll be stuck to me all night
Ryan: It's a wonderfull world
Kiki: I'll snuggle with Ryan
Ryan: Wonderfull world I tell ya
Kiki: As long as he keeps quiet, tho
Ray: I'll cuddle with Mike and Matt
Mike: Matt too?
Matt:...
Ray: Yes, I need to take care of him, you know
Mike: damn
Ray: I'm sorry
Kiki: ...
Mike: ....
Kiki: Yur so damn cute when yur pouting Mike
Mike: shaddap
Kiki: Anyways, bedtime babies! This post will officialy end here
I bid you all goodnight and lots of marshmellow-y dreams filled with bunnies of...PAIN! PAIN!
No not pain. Pain ain't good. Lot's of...hugs and kisses and...fire...clouds...books....nails...
w/e makes you happy or turned on huh?
Don't mess up the cheats, your mom don't wanna KEEP washing them
Lub ya all
ja ne

And another one:
Kiki: Let's keep everybody who reads this up to date, shall we?
Ray: ^-^ Yup, let's!
Kiki: Well, I passed my written test of my driver's lessons!
Ryan: *clings onto Kiki* I'm so proud of you, mommah!!!!!!! *huggles* We knew you could do it! You have a good set of brains you know. A good bloodflow going through them and you work so hard... if you don't watch it you'll work yourself to death!
Mike: *sweatdrop* Can we have a conversation without you, Ryan, mentioning the word death or murder... for just ONCE?!
Ryan: What? What did I do? It's the truth! Some people can kill themselves by working to hard
Mike: No they can't!
Ryan: I bet you they can!...take... take a butcher for example. When he works too hard, he gets tired. And when he's tired he can't focus that well anymore. So what if he was just about to chop up a piggy, but because of the tiredness hit himself? RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!
Ray: ...
Kiki: ...
Mike: Shaddap, Ryan!
Ryan: HITTING VITAL ORGANS! The blood would gush out like a waterfall! The whole butcher...shop...thing would be covered in the red juice of the butcher's body! And because he was working so hard, he was working late... after office hours. His wife had already gone home, you know. And he promised he would come later. I mean, I just wanted to chop up one last piggy. He never knew it was gonna be the last chop he was ever gonna make. And because that day was a saturday, nobody found him until mondaymorning.
Ray: ....kiki?
Kiki: Yesh?
Ray:.... I think I gotta to puke...
Mike: O.O
Kiki: BUCKET!
Ryan: And his wife never really liked him, so she decides not to waste good meat and chops her husband up in fine little pieces and sells it to her customers. This way nothing will be spoiled and everybody will be happy... Nobody would feel bad about eating a human, if they don't know it's a human they are eating, you know... Kanabalism is so awesome
Ray: ;_;
Kiki: Ryan, baby...
Ryan: BABIES! Yesh, maybe they taste...
Kiki: No no, sugarbunny, please stop with yur cute morbid stories. Yur making Ray sick
Ryan:... people who get sick can die too
Kiki: Ryan!
Mike: Listen to her and shut up Ryan!
Ryan:...
Ray: ;_;
Mike:...
Kiki:....
Ryan: Did you guys ever vommit through your nose?
Mike: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
Ray: Please... I need a bucket...
Kiki: ...*sweatdrop*.... I did that a few times, Ryan
Ryan: YOU DID?!
Kiki: but don't remind me...
Ryan: I NEED TO KNOW DETAILS!
Kiki: ... it's just that I had to sneeze while throwing the whole rangedang out of my stomach. And believe me, you dont wanna sneeze while puking. It will gush out through your nose... and it burns... It's like a bad horrormovie. Attack Of The Guts Part 2
Ryan: I like that movie!
Kiki: It's not a movie
Ryan: I'll make it a movie
Mike: Can we change the subject?
Ray: Please! ;_;
Kiki: Yesh, in Other News: I gained myself a new Nephew: Boris. He's super petit and super cute! YAY FOR US!
Ray: baby?
Mike: You know, this journal entry isn't one Ray would like to remember *huggles Ray*
Ray: *sob* *sob*
Ryan: Baby are awesome to use as human canonballs
Kiki: NOT that baby But anyways, dear people. This is the end. Im gonna draw now.




Anyways, duty is calling!
My Skool Alarm is ringing!
To the Kiki-Mobile! har har!
Kay! Pull on your tights! here is schoolwork to fight!
Kay: Not again >.<||||
*Kiki flies away laughing evilly*

Kiki has issues. sweatdrop

Oris: Well, it's obvious that Ray is a super secret evil genius.

He's going to take over the world with codes, sandwiches, and general gay alien powers.

Nuff said...

Me: *raises hand* Ooh! Ooh! Tycho! I need a shower. And so does Rerun! *runs and grabs Rerun* Can you wash us both...at teh same time? *nosebleed* from page 408

Me again: *rapes Matt in his sleep* Heehee. Mah work here is done. *ish about to leaves, but soon relizes that she forgot something* Oh, yesh! *runs to Rerun's room and rapes him too* Now I'm done!

In class:

Ivo tries to solve a Sudoku puzzle and Marian wants to help, but he wants to do it himself. In order not to hurt her feelings he gives this long speech about how he appreciates her help, and that she musn't feel offended that he wants to make the puzzle by himself, blah blah
Kiki: *twitch*... Enuff already. If you don't want her to help, just say: I wanna do it by myself and that's it. She's capable of accepting and understanding that. Man, you sound like a kindergarten-teacher.
Marian: ^^'
Kiki: ...Marian just loves Sudoku... and Paul threw away the orginal one in the paper, so we can't copy one on a piece of paper... grr....
Marian: yes, he threw it away
Kiki: Do you want me to kill him for you?
Marian: yes
Kiki: *looks down the row in the college-room* Paul! Don't be surprised if a rock hits you in the head.
Paul: *he's sitting like... 5 people away from me* ....okay *sweatdrop*

Maruul:
Ohhh my freaking God.... I sneak onto the computer, and THIS is what I find?!?! Shame on you! (not really XD)