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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:29 pm

So what are your favorite movie quotes?

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:32 pm

Here's one from "The Hollow Man"

Frank: [over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken.
Sebastian: How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. *I* am.

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Red~Power

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:35 pm

I'm sorry but I love this film

Sebastian: You think I'm trying to kill Isabelle?
Sarah: Kill? More like liquefy

(Isabelle is a gorilla by the way... xd )

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:37 am

Nya, what's that from Red?
Also, I love my Serenity quotes!

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Mal: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

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Red~Power

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:51 pm

It's from the Hollow man!!

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:55 pm

The Benchwarmers:

Gus: Richie, don't chop with the bat, it's not a sword.
Richie: YOU'RE NOT A SWORD!

Gus: That kid must be on steroids.
Clark: What are steroids?
Richie: Ehh, something that makes your peepee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:33 am

Jim Carrey in Bruce the Almighty:
(Talking to God) Smite me, O mighty smiter!

Theoden King from LotR:
For Death and Glory!

Eight-legged Freaks:
Harlan: Sure they aren't aliens? They don't look like spiders!
Chris: Ok ok! They're spiders from Mars! Happy?

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:12 pm

DruidTigeress

Nya, what's that from Red?
Also, I love my Serenity quotes!

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.

Mal: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

Serenity is such a good movie! <3

Meet the Spartans:
"You're draw on abs do not look real!"
"They do too!"
-shows guy drawing on stomach in marker-

I can't remember what this one from...
-Spiderman in his black costume, hanging upside down looking at himself in a building-
Donald Trump: You're fired! -cuts web-

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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:20 pm

family guy....

Stewie: "Well, I'd love to stay and chat. But you're a total b***h."

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