Well, first thing yesterday morning my grandmother suggested to me that I get a Myspace, so I now have a Myspace. This is weird for two reasons, one IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER! Second, my grandmother has always told me "If I find out that you have a Myspace, you will NEVER get on the Internet ever again." Then, in 2nd period, my dance teacher, Ms.Lee, had me sing Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood in front of my entire dance class, because I have a really good voice for country music, so now my dance class is all like "Are you in choir?" "You should be in choir." "You are so good!", which is weird to have a bunch of preps telling me this. Then, going to lunch, Mr.Frost, my history teacher that tells really corny jokes, told Kaylie, "So, your not part of the Brandy Bunch today, Kaylie?" She always has her hair in a long braid down her back, but today she had let it down. Well, no one got it. He said, "Yeah, that took you a while." I told him about earlier this year when we were going to lunch from English and Mrs.Palmer called Sawyer, Spencer and someone goes " I didn't know that he had a twin until yesterday." Mind you, this is like mid-September. He said "Yeah, you have to be pretty dense." Then, in 7th period, both Sawyer and Spencer were in my Social Studies class, because yesterday was the talent show. Mr.Frost said "You guys think that you are pretty smart, but you cannot tell the twins apart, and Sawyer and Spencer aren't just twins, they are identical twins, and even as far as that goes, the are pretty identical." He told Sawyer and Spencer "I have hardly ever confused the two of you this year, but I've kind of cheated, because me, know that most twins do not like wearing the same things, because as children their parents made them dress exactly the same, so when they get older, they never want to wear the same things ever again, so all I do is when they come in in the mornings, I just figure out who is wearing which color shirt and I can tell them apart all day." You could tell by the look on Sawyer's face that that was the reason they never wore the same things. Sure enough, someone goes, "I didn't know that they were twins!" Well, um...it's kinda hard not to figure it out. THEY ARE PERFECTLY IDENTICAL! Mind you, these people are in AAP. They are SUPPOSED to be smart. Then again, Kimberly was supposed to be smart too, but thought that a chicken had eight legs.
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