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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:08 pm


Ah! Hello, Buttercup! I am Prof. Melissa Mobius, mundane human nondescript human Professor of Parapsychology. Sam und Marry threatened my family kindly asked me to establish this section of the guild in order to keep you all abreast of current developments in the field of paranormal research.

For some reason Herr Hain felt I should be begin this little ol' lecture series with: UFO-logy. I suppose I do have some passing familiarity with he subject, you know by and by. In recent times UFO-logy has just begun to emerge beyond the stigma of brain dead trailer park yokels, and kooks wearing pyramids on their head. Today, sitings are measured in the thousands, and experts in the field are more likely to have a wall full of degrees and stripes on their arm; than a tin foil hat on their head.

Technology is an invaluable friend to the UFO-logist. Today, computer imagery can separate a hoaxed photograph from an original within seconds. This allows us to focus more time on investigating the truly mysterious photographs, and less time repairing the damage made by hoaxes.

Even skeptics have begun to shift their focus from disproving the presence of objects in the sky, to questioning their true origins- Perhaps some flares, or better yet secret government test craft. This is a great step forward in the field, for proving there is something in the sky is one thing. What is inside those "Objects" is the true matter which fuels our human curiosity.

To show the social advancements we have made in just the past few years I vould like to take a look at a case from our own back yard:

The Phoenix Lights
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:57 pm


March 13, 1997

A series of sightings took place over Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico. Tens of thousand of people reported boomerang shaped objects the size of several football fields, which blocked out the stars over major cities. The largest sighting took place over our own capital, as such the event came to be known as "The Phoenix Lights."

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Reports soon came down that the mysterious lights were, "strange lights over Phoenix were explained as an anti-aircraft experiment in a military operating area over 50 miles from Phoenix. This experiment involved flares descending on parachutes." (1) This explanation is almost laughable to anyone willing to look at the facts. The explanation simply did not match the large scale reports of an object, "blocking out the stars." Among the thousands of witnesses, "two witnesses we interviewed were demolition experts for the military and they stated that what they saw were not flares." (1)

At the time the possible extraterrestrial origins of the object were openly mocked by the local government, during a disgusting press conference with then Governor Fife Symington. He lampooned the whole incident, touted the party line about "flares," and the matter was publicly dropped.
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Now it is 10 years later, and Fife Symington is telling a different story. In an interview with the "Daily Courier" Mr. Symington comes clean as having seen the object himself. "It was enormous and inexplicable," he said in an exclusive interview from Phoenix. "Who knows where it came from? A lot of people saw it, and I saw it too." (2) As for the official flare theory Symington had this to say, ""It was dramatic. And it couldn't have been flares because it was too symmetrical," he says. "It had a geometric outline, a constant shape." (2)

Below is a link to the full story, where Symington also relates the difficulty he had in exploring a full investigation.

We see here the difficulty that even a governor has in getting around both the government's stonewalling, and the public desire to not believe when investigating the UFO phenomeon. This is what we in the UFO-logy community battle every day. But every day more brave creditable individuals are coming forth, and the skeptics will not be able to keep their head's buried in the sand forever.

Join us next time, when we will take a closer look at the activities of these possible outer space visitors (which I have absolutely no personal relation to what so ever) as The Mobius Strip looks at

Crop Circles!

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(1) http://www.ufoevidence.org/Cases/CaseSubarticle.asp?ID=1057

(2) http://prescottdailycourier.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=43304

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:06 pm


When I was a little girl in elementry, we had the option of doing a kids "vote" for our favorite candiate. I remember voting for Fife. Didn't he get in to trouble with money? He ended up being such a bad guy.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:13 am


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