RULES OF THE INTERNET!
Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4CHAN or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
Rule 6: Caps lock is cruise control for COOL.
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago!
Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: DESU!!1
Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk moar.
Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet, there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS!
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong!
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .JPG, she is not real.
Rule 22: Long stories are copy-pasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll!
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap!
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is instant fail. win.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap to CP.
Rule 41: Every Saturday is Caturday. No exceptions.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Snape killed Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nigras stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce. Always.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be an internet badass. No exceptions.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
AMENDMENT!
Rule 51: Longcat is looooooooooong.
Rule 52: If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
Rule 53: Anonymous is a virgin by default.
Rule 54: Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
Rule 55: CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
Rule 56: Don't mess with football.
Rule 57: MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
Rule 58: Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
Rule 59: The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
Rule 60: If you say "Candlejack", you win the prize!
Rule 61: You cannot divide by zero. No exceptions.
Rule 62: The internet is SERIOUS ******** BUSINESS.
Rule 63: If you do not believe it, then it must be "habeebed" for great justice.
Rule 64: Not even Spider-Man knows how to shoot web.
Rule 65: Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
Rule 66: This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
Rule 67: One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
Rule 68: Katy is bi, so deal with it.
Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? HELL YEAH!!!1
Rule 70: Also, cocks. No exceptions.
Rule 71: This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
Rule 72: Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, TK him 2da bar|?
Rule 73: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
Rule 74: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. We still don't know where he came from or where he did go...
Rule 75: Around Snacks, CP is lax.
Rule 76: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
Rule 77: Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
Rule 78: Mods are ******** fags. No exceptions.
Rule 79: All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
Rule 80: No matter how cute it is, it probably ******** your mother last night.
Rule 81: That's not mud...
Rule 82: Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny. No exceptions.
Rule 83: The Internet is SERIOUS ******** BUSINESS.
Rule 84: Rule 87 is true.
Rule 85: Yes, it is some chickens.
Rule 86: Bobba bobba is bobba...?
Rule 87: Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
Rule 88: If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
Rule 89: If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
Rule 90: Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
Rule 91: Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
Rule 92: Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
Rule 93: Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
Rule 94: If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
Rule 95: Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
Rule 96: I am a huge f*****t. Please rape my face. No exceptions.
Rule 97: s**t sucks and will never be stickied.
Rule 98: Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
Rule 99: If you have no bricks to s**t, you are made of fail and AIDS.
Rule 100: ZOMG NONE
