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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:56 pm
jokes, funny stuff, you know like someone dieing, getting burned, have a pizza shop then it suddenly explodes! come on xp
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:01 pm
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:19 pm
Maybe it shouldnt be along the lines of "dieing, exploding, and loss" cant we just have some fun jokes? gonk
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:43 pm
A squirrel Jumping from a tree and landing on a statue and grinning as a person was getting their picture taken with the statue.... HAHAHA
okay.
you had to of been there!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:47 pm
eek Are you serious? You gotta tell me that one in person~hyuu! xd
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:03 pm
kraken, did you hear the one about the kraken
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:49 pm
You don't have to make it violent but it MUST be funny xp
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:20 pm
TAKEN A SPOON SHUFFING IT UP UR NOSE AND RELIZING YOU CANT GET IT OUT! rofl rofl rofl sounds funny to me! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:56 pm
Well, just to be on topic I have a few (they're kinda old though)
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There was three construction workers, working on the top of the new building in New York. One was a *redhead*, another @Asian@, and the last (Blonde).
One day they were just done working a hard shift and theywere unpacking their lunches...
*redhead*: *opens lunchbox* Awww...Comeon! Not Bologna sanwiches AGAIN...
@Asian@: Are you not happy with your lunch either? I keep on getting Leftover meatloaf!
*redhead*: Yeah...If I get bologna ONE MORE TIME...Im going to jump off this building.
@Asian@: Ill jump along with you if I get anymore meatloaf!
(Blonde): Me too! Ill jump gladly if I get Salad again!
A day later at lunch time the *redhead* opened his luch box, found Bologna sandwiches...He jumped off. Then the @Asian@ opened his lunch to find Meatloaf, he also jumped. Then the Blonde opened his, found a Salad and jumped off.
At their funeral, their wives mourned the loss of their husbands...
*redhead's wife*: *sob* If only I did'nt pack Bologna...*sobs*
@Asian's wife@: Yeah... *sniff* He would always warn me not to give him meatloaf *sob* Im sorry I never listened...
*both wives look over at the blonde's wife, who looks more confused then sad*
@Asian's wife@: Why arent you sad? Your husband just died!
*Redhead's wife*: Yes, why?
(Blonde's wife): Why? Because this guy packed his own lunch!
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Sorry if you heard it before XD
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:11 pm
*blink* *blink* That was.... strange... sweatdrop
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The Hitsugaya Obsession Crew
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:48 pm
~Hyuu sweatdrop My History teacher told the joke (but Im bad at jokes so I stole his) burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:27 pm
 Oh...~ Joke... I'm sorry if you've heard this before ~ There once was a mother and her three daughters. One day, the first daughter asker her mother,"Mom, why did you name me Rose?" Her mom said,"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The second daughter asked," Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a daisy fell on your head." The third daughter started spazzing and made weird sounds. They all said, " Shut up Cinder Block!"
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:04 pm
lol@Tho~chama's joke XD
that was good!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:24 am
"Thanks ^^ it's kind a old joke though sweatdrop and it's easier if you use hand motions and see it in person."
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:30 am
mr.farmer told u that one? he is weird but the best s.s (social studies) teacher i hav evr had! biggrin
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