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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:57 pm

"Alright guys. I'm just going to leave for a little while, so no killing each other, no excessive pot or drinking, and no setting the house on fire," said Serj gently. "Okay?"

The three grown men sitting in front of him all had different expressions; Daron's wide where-the-hell-am-I eyes, Shavo's why-is-this-happening-to-me, and John's grief. Serj was basically their babysitter, each one of them being too immature, except maybe John, to take care of themselves.

Serj sighed at the lack of response. "John, you're in charge, keep everyone in one piece," he said, leaving before they said otherwise. As soon as the door shut, wide, Cheshire-cat-like grins spread across the faces of Daron and Shavo.

John realized what they were going to do.

"No.. Noooo.. Don't.. I see where this is going.. BAD SHAVO! BAD DARON!"

The two took off super-fast, heading for their crayons. John ran after them. "DON'T DRAW ON THE WALLS OR SERJ'LL GROUND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he cried, playing the role of incompetent big brother.

As they were chased, Daron and Shavo put their crayons against the walls, making Macaroni and Cheese and Carnation Pink colored lines. John finally got smart and tackled them, instructing them to sit on the couch or else no more weed.

He cleaned up their mess within a few minutes, and when he returned, they were gone.

"SHAVARSH ODADJIAN, DARON MALAKIAN!! GET THE ******** BACK HERE!"

But they didn't obey, and John got the sneaking suspicion they were in the kitchen, mainly from the loud, girly giggle coming from the aforementioned kitchen.

He stepped in cautiously.

They were doing whippets, out of a can of whipped cream.

"STOP! NO GETTING HIGH!"

They responded by throwing a jar of pickles at him. The glass crashing against his head reminded him of their roadie intern things. biggrin

"What the hell. I'll call Shimi." he growled, racing to the phone, dialing up Shimi.

"Hello? Shimi? Get the ******** over here, Daron and Shavo are being a handful."

"Huh. I'll bring everyone over. We haven't seen the little tykes in ages.."

John twitched, remembering the last time they were here. He entitled that painful memory "Fun Time With Daron, And An Alice Costume"

Soon, the whole little group of roadie intern things were there; Cuddles, Shimi, Kelsie, Devon and Washu. (You're in this, whether you wanna be or not. XDDDDD) But Shimi brought Lindsay along with her, just because she'd be easy to scar.

"The bastards are in the kitchen."

tobecontinuedwhut. biggrin