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"Savari Identicas, Savari Identicas!"
"Um, Megan?" asked Devon, watching her friend pour powders and liquids into a bubbling cauldron. "What exactly are you doing?"
"Making a body swich spell." replied Megan, sprinkling a handful of powdered locusts into the spell. "I'm going to switch bodies with Daron Malakian, and kidnap all of System to be our mortal... test subjects. Savari Identicas!" she said again, throwing a handful of mortwart into the brew. It turned bright red, then turned a dull green.
"You sure about this?" asked Devon, when suddenly Caitlin and Shimi bursts in, wrestiling a tall blonde girl with a shirt inbetween them.
"Let me borrow the top, betch!!" shouted the blonde girl.
"Get back in your own Goddamned demension, Kelly!" shouted Shimi, yanking the top.
"Aw man, she escaped again?" sighed Devon. "Favara Satarda!" A hole tore in the wall, and Kelly was sucked in. The hole sewed itself up when she went in.
"Aw ********!" shouted Caitlin, holding up the ruined top. "She ******** stretched it out! It was my favorite!"
"I swear," said Shimi, "The school has got to get better security over these demensional rifts."
"What's going on here?" said Britt, stepping into the room. "Can't someone study alchemy with a little peace and quiet?"
"Um, hello?" said Megan suddenly, "Performing a spell here."
"What spell?" asked Shimi.
"Body swicher. I'm swiching bodies with Daron Malakian." explained Megan.
"Oooh Yay!" cried Shimi, running over and hugging Megan. "Is it ready yet?"
"Just have to do the incantaition next. Make sure my body stays out of harm while I'm gone." said Megan.
"Can do." said Devon.
"Savari Identicas no matari can. Swich the souls and bodies of Megan Herold and Daron Malakian!" The cauldron bursts it's contents sky high, then a green mist seeped from the cauldron up to Megan's face. She inhaled it, then fell limp.
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She woke up several minutes later in Daron's body.
"Great! I'm in! Now I just have to- Duuuuuuude..."
Unfortunantly, she had caught Daron's body in a fully baked stupor. She began to stoner giggle, then passed out due to the extreme highness.
(Meanwhile)
"Oh ********!" shouted Caitlin when Daron woke up in Megan's body. "What the hell are we supposed to do with him??"
"WHAT THE ********?!?" screamed Daron, feeling himself up. "I'm a... CHICK!!"
"I don't know!" said Britt. "What's the heaviest sleeping spell we've got?"
"Man, that pot is sure strong! Please tell me this is a weed induced dream!"
"Morrochi Naldia!" shouted Shimi, and Daron fell into a deep sleep, snoring loudly.
"What do we do now?" asked Shimi, tapping him with her foot.
"Stuff him in the closet I guess." said Devon. Five minutes later Daron was stuffed into the broom closet among the mops and buckets.

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