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 Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:32 pm
This is where pidgeon-sama goes through the many hardships being at almost the bottom of the food chain. And dont be scared to be funnies, im not. wink
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:38 pm
Pigeon-sama couldnt take it anymore. Those ducks thought they were so coool. Just because....they were ducks. What a bunch of priks.
Even the koi liked them better. But that was only because their poop tasted better in the water.
Pidgeon-sama just sat there and stared at the koi. They werent fish they were like big terds, with wierd things coming off their body.
Funny little buggers.
Pidgeon-sama got an idea. If you put salt on a snail it sucks up their water right. So what if he put salt in the lake. Would all the water get sucked up and the ducks would have to leave.
And then what would happen to the fish?
No one really cared.
Pidgeon-sama smiled, he knew just where to get the salt.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:10 am
BURGER KING! Of course, Pidgeon-sama knew that with all of the artery clogging saturated fats and unending heaps of calories that Burger King was bound to have enough salt to dry up that lake. So Pidgeon-sama flew to the nearest Burger King in Japan. When the eating establishment was in sight he landed on a telephone post nearby. He spotted an opening that the humans left open. Surely he could get the salt easily. Pidgeon-sama launched himself from the pole and swooped down.
Aaaaaaaaaaand SPLAT...
Ah yes, he thought, Windex was the bane of the whole bird species. While stuck to the window he noticed a sign inside.
Our new menu: NOW with REDUCED SALT!
Gah... the Japanese always has to extend their lifespans and eat healthier... Now where to find ginormous amounts of salt?.... There was only one place he knew of that would have enough concentrated amounts salt... AMERICA.
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