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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:30 pm
My school's librarian showed this to me a few days ago and I figured you'd all get a kick out of it.
It's really quite simple: You follow the instructions to find your character's TRUE NAME.
The following is from one of the Captain Underpants books by Dave Pilkey, in which an evil professor forces everyone to assume new names:
Quote: 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleazy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name. a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name. a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now, why don't we all embarass the pants off our characters by finding out their true names? wink
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:49 pm
Okay, here I go:
Vitae Silias: Tootsie Farkletush
Nathaniel Landsman: Tootsie Dippindunkin
Yinda Ansel: Sloopy Rhinofanny
Sabine Connely: Doombah Pottydunkin
Jericho Lapene: Dorfus Dippinbiscuits
Leste Ohmeda: Snooty Wafflechunks
Richard Mersurial: Goober Chickendoodle
I condensed Nathan's name for convenience, and just threw Richard in for the heck of it. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:25 pm
I have that book! It's one of the funniest kids' books around! Well... technically my little brother has that book, but I loved that particular one. ^.^
So, let's go with my most uptight, cold characters for this one...
Shigure Kako - Dorky Dippinhead (O.o')
Gerard Damian - Dorfus Dippinchunks
Monty-Gray Michael - Sloopy Farkleface
Heh heh... poor guys would have viens pulsating on their foreheads around now, especially Shigure...
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:39 pm
o0
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X3
Ashen Dumon=Farcus ChuckleChunks
Angel Dumon=Dumbo ChuckleChunks
Fugoh Falconer=Dumbo DippinTush
XD Fugoh's last name fits him very well. ^-^
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:02 am
I probably got mixed up a few times when doing this, but I doubt accuracy is hugely pertinent when I'm typing words like "Pottychunks" and "Dippinface".Quote: Janus Komainu -- Sloopy Pottychunks Kasume Cross -- Snooty Gizzardbrains Arcisan Kace -- Goober Dippinface Iris Wondersek -- Dorky Pottydunkin James Cardwright -- Sleazy Dippindoodle Leon Merkin -- Fluffy Chickendoodle Fannie Tucker -- Sloopy Sprinkles Ania Colvin -- Dorky Pottytush Victor Remy -- Goober Chickenchunks
And that both Vitae and Nathan's names become "Tootsie" is pretty much the best thing ever.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:45 pm
I think Fannie's last name might actually be Chuckleface. >>;
...Detective Dashington Dippindoodle. rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:32 am
Niel turns out to be Crusty Pottybutt.
Which, I have to say, just sounds revolting and brings up some quite appalling mental images. o_O
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:38 pm
Sandra Thomas: Sloopy Wafflebrains
Marie Thunder: Dorfus Wafflesprinkles
Greg Aurror: Crusty Chuckledoodle
Anton Guerrier: Tootsie Chucklehump
Oh goodness.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:00 am
Orbsen Meilir: Doombah Chickenlips
Janis Boshi: Sloopy Pottyfanny
Akelyn Ycard: Crusty Battybutt
Diantha Groven: Snickle Gizzardbrains
Kassel Abrams: Snooty Featherdoodle
Marin Stanley: Dorfus Snicklebutt
Almace Pinc: Sleazy Farkledunkin
Phillip Long-blade: Dorky Pottydunkin
Akeji Takamura: Crusty Dippinhead
These are so... silly that they're funny.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:24 pm
Tom - Fluffy Dippindoodle
I can't do any more on account of the fact that none of my other characters HAVE last names. I really should work on that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:50 pm
Seishak Rydal: Dorky GorillaNose
Lyshev Kirrith: Snooty FarkleDoodle
Kristopher Mason: Dorky DippenFanny
Alexander Rhiason: Crusty WaffleLips
Oh. Dear. Gods. *falls over laughing* If Alex ever heard his "true name", he'd have a hissyfit.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:52 am
Wahey! Another two of my characters have surnames
Matthew: Tootsie Dippindunkin
Joshua: Snooty Dippindunkin
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:38 pm
Charlosi (no last name): Snickles
Patrick Goodard: Tootsie Pottybrains
Frederick Boheme: Crusty Pottyshorts
Baioh Yokei (he usually says it like it's one name, OMG spoiler!!!1111!!11!!1oneone!!!1111!!!!oneeleven111!!!11!!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!1111!!1): Dorky Pottyhead.
These are the card-carrying members of the potty tribe. Because for some unknown reason, all of them have the letter "o" as the second letter of their last name.
My true name? Snickle Battybrains. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:32 pm
Amy Clare: Dinky Frickenbutt
Dejen Klaer: Doofus Frickenbutt (Hmmm...no change over time there)
Haedin Marrim: Crusty Dippindoodle
Porter Williams: Dorfus Farkletush
Dave McCarthy: Sneezy Battyboob (I dub this the worst.)
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:47 pm
Yukio Sage -- Funky Dippinpants
Zarr Kallesto -- Dorfus Dippintush
Obsi I-am-not-showing-his-last-name xD -- Snooty Featherfanny
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emo Oh my.
And I'd be "Snooty Gorilladunkin". sad
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