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Astral_Moonlight

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:53 pm


Let's here some good ones!!!


Here are some of my favorites!

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.

"He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"

What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...

A high priest tells his coven member, "Hey, I heard a new fundie joke today." The member replies, "Man, you're always slamming fundies. Why don't you tell us a Martian joke instead?" "OK, Two Martians are carrying their Bibles to church. The first Martian says, 'At the revival last week, I led 15 new souls to accept Jesus Christ as their personal saviour' and the other Martian says--" "Never mind," says the member.

Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"

"God Please save me from your followers"
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:42 pm


omfg i love it. and now to find me old joke archive

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Astral_Moonlight

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:27 am


Sephiroth Incarcina Night
omfg i love it. and now to find me old joke archive

lol thx xd
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:02 am


Not all Christians are like that. neutral
I' Christian. I'm here. And I believe in things like this. And I don't follow the church. They're messed up.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:24 am


if a witch practices her craft on the beach does that make her a sandwich?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am


WitchyBoy
if a witch practices her craft on the beach does that make her a sandwich?
maybe but what he home be? would it be a sea shell? confused

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:26 pm


Those are so great!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:35 am


Lioness4
Not all Christians are like that. neutral
I' Christian. I'm here. And I believe in things like this. And I don't follow the church. They're messed up.

Exactly! I've got nothing against God, it's just the fanclub that I'm not too fond of....

salomethenymph


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:30 pm


LOL those are really funny. Sry but I knew one but I can't remember it know.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:45 pm


Lol, god save me from your followers
Funny
rofl rofl rofl

Lunar_darkness


Clair Fay

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:01 pm


These are some I found on CoffeeShop.com on shirts. Really funny.

"Licensed Broom Pilot"

"My Goddess gave birth to your God"

"Be different, cast a square"

"Life is a witch, and then you fly"

"Witches do it in circles..."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:42 pm


awesome! XD

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