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marrygentry
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:30 pm


domokun I would just like to say a few words on an unimportant topic: MEN

Beyond being mobile sperm banks it seems that natures best use of them is as cannon fodder. Look in nature at how the male species is given brighter colors in bird species? Why? Because once they've fertilized the egg, their best use to be the one consumed by predators. Insects have a great deal where they cut out the middle man and just bite the males head right off. Heck, once they're done with the 30 seconds of use they provide us in their whole life, why shouldn't they provide us with a nice meal for once?

Let's look at the rest of the animal kingdom Go up a few rungs on the evolutionary ladder and suddenly we see lions laying around all day eating, screwing, and sleeping; while the lionesses do all the work.

Now look at the fine examples of the gender we have among human beings. They can barely run their own lives, and we're expected to let them run society? Take a look at how the life expectancey for males sky rockets for married men, as opposed to single. Without a woman around men work their way right into a an early cheeto-ey, twinkie death in front of an X-Box!

I'd almost feel sorry for them, if it wasn't for their one annoying talent of tricking otherwise sensible women into spending their lives pining for them, and even altering our bodies in order to get one of these big lumoxes.

Look we have women in African Giraffe women who stretch their necks to the point where they would break without being kept in place by copper ring. In ancient china women had their feet broken into tiny hooves that left them barely able to walk. Now women have their bodies cut open and have cancer causing breast implants shoved into their bodies. And all this because it's supposed to be sexy? It seems to me that men with their tiny little---egos, need a woman to seem helpless in order to get turned on.

Just wait for the coming--Hot Quadriplegic Fashion Trend!
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:03 am


100% agree

Missy LIfe


nightwings

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:52 pm


I bought my man on ebay... on sale whoo lol
PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:10 pm


I think Sam's personalities are getting out of hand...

monkeydeathmachine


Lady Peacock
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:13 pm


monkeydeathmachine
I think Sam's personalities are getting out of hand...


I agree.
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