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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:49 pm
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walka pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:00 pm
I need to learn another language!!! whee
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:22 pm
rofl rofl im glad that i have italian and german parents
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:42 pm
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PrincessLeela Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:45 am
I need to go on that The Pasta Diet!
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