Sakura was sitting under a tree, staring in a mirror while messing with her hair. “Up? Maybe down? GAH! If only I knew what Sasuke-kun liked!!!!!” The pink-haired girl sighed as she sat the mirror in her lap. Suddenly Sasuke walked up behind her. “What I like? I like girls that leave me alone. I like girls that don’t talk.”
Sakura started crying and Sasuke looked at her with a bored expression. “Where’s Kakashi-sensei? He’s always late…” Naruto fell from the tree and landed on his head. Sakura pushed him over with her foot. “Yea, why did he ask to meet us all here, anyway?”
Suddenly, as if on cue, Kakashi appeared in a blast of smoke. Coughing, he waved a greeting to the team. “Ah! My team members! Why are all of you here? What a coincidence!” He said in an almost drunken voice.
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto fell over. “YOU TOLD US TO COME!” Sakura yelled at him and the older man looked at her. “I did? Hm. Here! Have some free popcorn!” He threw a bag of classic popcorn at her. She blinked and looked at it. “Kakashi-sensei?”
“OH SASUKE!!!!!!!!! Orochimaru came by looking for you! He wanted to know if we were still up to Canasta tonight at the sand village with Gaara and Itachi!” Kakashi said, noticing the black-haired boy. Sasuke shrugged. “It all really depends on how my remote works.”
Naruto was confused, but lost all interest in the conversation as a butterfly flitted around. He chased it and it landed on his hand. Upon closer inspection, the butterfly had the face of the Third Hokage. “OH! HI HOKAGE-SAMA!!!!!” Naruto laughed as he continued chasing the Hokage-butterfly.
Sakura was playing hopscotch with the popcorn that Kakashi gave her, when she noticed a couple figures coming up the road. “HEY! IT’S INO-PIG, HINATA, NEJI, LEE, AND GAARA!” She said, suddenly upside down on the tree. Naruto looked over at the others.
“ZOMG! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III!” He ran after them, forgetting the Hokage-butterfly. Ino looked at the hyper-active people and ran in the opposite direction. “THE TREE!!! IT’S THE RANDOMNIOUS TREEIOUS! RUN FOR YOUR SANITY!!!!!!”
Neji stared at Sakura and Sasuke as they started spinning in circles. “Um…this is odd.” Hinata nodded and Gaara approached Naruto. “What’s up mah home slice?” Gaara said. Everyone looked at him with shock. “What? Get up outta my grill, biznich. Can’t a playa play wit out bein hated?” Gaara looked at them all.
Lee jumped and his eyes were glowing. “OMG! Gaara’s gone street!” Hinata looked at him. “YA THINK?! Geeze someone get him a towel before he wets himself with the excitement of actually getting something!” Neji looked over at his cousin. “Hinata-sama! You are acting weird!” Then he turned to Sakura, grabbed her hand. “SAKURA! MY ONE AND ONLY! MARRY ME!” Kakashi started dancing polka with Gaara and Lee.
Sakura looked at Neji. “And I love you giant talking pineapple! OF COURSE I’LL MARRY YOU!” With that she jumped into Neji’s arms. Hinata and Naruto started a rock/folksinging group and Kakashi became a Go-Go dancer with Lee and Gaara.
The next morning Naruto was shocked to wake up with Hinata and a huge heart tattoo on his chest. Sakura and Neji woke to find themselves in a tree, half naked, with a cantaloupe. Kakashi, Lee, and Gaara woke, VERY CONFUSED, wearing neon spandex dresses and thigh-high boots.
This had been one crazy night!
