Howdy everyone, this is Lord Oberon (aka Jason Allen). I was part of the GetBackers team in the cosplay contest this year and I got a lot...and I mean a lot... of requests to post the lyrics of the song Yaoi Girl. So here you are...and we'll see everyone again in '08.
And if you liked out skit or any of our past ones, drop me a line at oberon_mkii@yahoo.com We'd love to hear from you.
Yaoi Girl
A Parody of Uptown Girl as butchered by Jason Allen
With humble and sincere apologies to Billy Joel
Yaoi Girl,
She's been living in her fanfic world.
I bet she's never had a real life guy.
I bet her momma often wonders why.
I've gotta run from the yaoi girl,
with her stories from her webpage world.
Writing smut with two hot bishie guys,
and now I've gonna have to gouge my eyes...
with these two knives.
And when cute boys kiss,
she swoons and she sighs.
And when they break up,
she mopes and she cries.
This chick is really strange,
but here we are up on stage
with the yaoi girl...
You know I've seen her in the dealer room
I'm pretty certain that she's underage,
to see the stuff that's printed on that page.
"You wanna see?"
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...........
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Skits to date:
GetBackers (Failed Experiments in Cosplay) [Shido] - 07
Slayers (The Complete Slayers Abridged) [Rezo] - 06
DBZ (Master Roshi Teaches the Kamehameha) [Roshi] -05
Various Villains (The Villains' Bar) [KH Sephiroth] - 04
Final Fantasy 1 (Choose Your Own Cosplay) [Thief] -03
Sailor Moon (Villain Roomates) [Nephlyte] -02
Final Fantasy 7 (Behind the Scenes of the Hojo Battle) [Cid] - 01
