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 Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:55 am
episode 51 XD
church: ummm maybe somebody should say something
tucker: okay go ahead
church: not me jack a**....im not going to Eulogize myself
tucker: what....why not...i Eulogize myself all the time....wait....i think i dont know what the word Eulogize means
caboose: wait...i know how to do this....dearly beloved
church: someone shut him up...seriously
caboose: we are gather here....today...to witness the joining together...of tex and church in eternalness together....um....speak now or forever....rest in peace...with liberty...and justice for all....the end...
tucker: man this funeral is LAME....if you need me ill be over by my rock
church: hey tucker...can i have a piggy pack ride back to base?
tucker: oh no no i fell for that s**t last time, im not doing it again, that metal suit is like 8000 pounds
church: come onnn....one little piggy back ride not gonna kill you....im in mouning here.....ive been through so much!
more to come
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:57 am
haha another
episode 51
tucker- man caboose you were asleep for a long time what were you dreaming about
caboose- ohh nothing....i do not like to dream i try not to think while im sleeping
tucker- thats pretty much how you function when your awake to
caboose-i think consistancy is important
church-well you look ok, but thats just the armor...how do you feel
caboose-GREAT!!!....who are you?
church-OH COME ON not this again, how could you seriously not remeber me?
caboose-OH OF COURSE....i remember you.....your marvin
church-im church
caboose-i think i would remember a name that rediculouse, nope you are deffinatly phill
church- you killed me with the tank-
caboose-dave
church-you insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow
caboose- erin
tucker- dude he called her a slut
caboose-phineus
church-your whole life is based around pleasing me
caboose- wally
church-infact i think your kind of obbsessed
caboose-milo
church- with being my best friend
caboose-psst the new guy is pretty full of himself
church-new guy what new guy, im not the new guy, your the new guy
tucker- i dont know...i kinda like it...i could get used to calling you rookie
church-oh yea....could you get used to me beating you to death
caboose-psst...whats wrong with the rookie? he seems mad
church-oh son of a b***h
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:01 am
episode 11
Simmons: Whoa!
Donut: What?
Grif: There's something on your head.
Donut: What?! Is it a spider?! Get it off.
Simmons: No, it's like a... blue thing.
Donut: What? Like a blue spider?! Get it off!
Grif: It's not a spider! Now calm down! It's like a fuzzy pulsating thing...
Donut: That doesn't sound much better than a spider...
Simmons: Maybe we should try and take it off...
Grif: Good idea, go for it.
Simmons: What, me? By we, I meant you, a*****e.
Donut: Well, someone better take it off. Look, it migh tbe dangerous --BOOM--
Simmons+Grif: SON OF A b***h!
i love doing quotes...another reason to watch the episodes again
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:44 pm
*From episode 51 quotes*
Eulogize. xp
Different form of eulogy. Which is a really hard think to do... Really emotional...
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Death_Metal_Ninja Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:25 pm
Death_Metal_Ninja *From episode 51 quotes* Eulogize. xp Different form of eulogy. Which is a really hard think to do... Really emotional... ilmao, thats it 51...ok lol, yes i have time on my hands, lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:53 am
caboose "church....."
church "yea?"
caboose "you ever wonder why were here?"
church "you know caboose i used to now care i just went along with orders and hoped everything would work out for me but after all thats happened you know what ive learned its not about hating the guy on the other side becuase they told you to, i mean, you should hate someone because there an a*****e, or a pervert, or a snob or there and idiot, or arogant, lazy or a slob or a knowit all. those are reasons to dislike somebody, you dont hate a person becuase someone told you to, you have to learn to dispize someone on a personal level, not just because there red or blue, but because you know them and you see them evey single day, and you cant stand them becuase there a complete and total ******** doushbag"
caboose "i mean why are we up here in the sun when we could be over there in the shade?"
church "..oh...ok lets go stand in the shade"
on a cliff somewere
simmons "what are they doing?"
(grifs looking through a sniper)
grif "what?"
simmons "i said what are they doing now?"
grif "i dont know man, there just talking, thats all these guys ever do is just stand around and talk"
simmons "...what are they talking about?"
grif "you know what...i hate you!"
simmons "yea...i hate you too buddy"
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:54 am
church: are you okay tucker?
Tucker: yea im fine....COME ON CABOOSE!!!
caboose: does it hurt??
tucker: NO not at all
caboose: okay....here i come
church: does it hurt for real?
tucker: Ohh yea...big time
*caboose appears through teleporter*
caboose: OWW JEEZZZE.....you lied to me
later
tucker: caboose get behind the rock they can still see you!
caboose: they cant see me, i cant see them
tucker: thats because your facing the rock
caboose: oh....right
tucker: real smooth dip s**t
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:56 am
doc- if you want to talk dont email and dont you click, click, click, click...just call me up at 555-vick
church-you know it probably would have been more rememberable if it rhymed...or if his name actually ended in a k
doc-ah music is a great way to learn things thats how i studied for the m-cat
church-you passed the m-cat?
doc-hahaha not even close but you should really hear my rendishion of the kelly clarkson song miss independant, it teaches you all about the lembatics system....dompt dompt...lembatix system
church-hey shut up im on the phone
jr-HONK
church-and do me a favor kill that ******** thing would you!
jr-blarg
vic- hey dude.......
church-vic......its church...
vic-this is vic at 555-vick doodley doo, im not in the cockpito right now so leave your low down at the ding dong, austa
church-hey vic this is church i need ta-
voicemail-you have reached the voicemail system....
church-ok ok...come on
voicemail-to just leave a message, just wait for the tone
church-i know how to leave a god damn message
voicemail-when you are finished recording just hang up or press pound for more options......
church-hang up...really...i was just going to keep on talking until he decided to check his voice mail
voicemail-for delivery options press 5
church-just give me the damn beep
voicemail-to leave a call back number press 8
to page this person press 6
church-COME ON!!!!
voicemail-to repeat this message press 9
church-i will ******** stab you computer phone lady
.....
voicemail-to mark this message as urgent press 11
church- THERE IS NO 11 YOU ******** WHORE!!!!!!
doc-ohhh language
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:28 am
caboose: we are gather here....today...to witness the joining together...of tex and church in eternalness together....um....speak now or forever....rest in peace...with liberty...and justice for all....the end...
Greatest quote ever.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:44 am
Caboose: hello church. you must be very happy to see me
Church: yeah, i'm so happy i wanna ******** puke...
Sister:sup
Church: who'se that? is that sister?
Sister: yes, I'm sister. Church's twin brother. I came here on a spaceship from the moon. It landed next to blue base and now I live here with Caboose, and the people fro the tail section of the ship live on the other side of the island.
Church: Thats like wrong in 8 different ways
Sister: yeah... tell me about it...
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:12 pm
nice....caboose has messed thoughts.....i wonder what its like to ACTUALLY live a day in his life?
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:46 pm
Sheila: Target aquired. (Sorry if i spell some things wrong)
Caboose: That's not a target, that's Church!
Shiela: Firing main cannon.
-BOOM-
Tucker: Holy ********! Church! Church! Are you Ok?
Tucker: You shot Church you team killing ******** not sure if this is an exact quote)
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:45 am
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na, I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you p***k.
Church: Okay. Hurk! Bleugh!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:26 pm
Fluffy! the alien that only loves!
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:31 am
DEVIL_from_HEAVAN49 doc-hahaha not even close but you should really hear my rendishion of the kelly clarkson song miss independant, it teaches you all about the lembatics system....dompt dompt...lembatix system i could have sworn it was 'lymphatic system' woo! go lymph nodes! '0'
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