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"Scotty Doesn't Know/
That Fiona and me/
Do it my van every Sunday"

"Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra played over the arena, and Ricky Maru made his way down to the ring. He wore a blue and white baseball cap with the words "In Stereo" decorated on the front of it in some cool lookin' texture. His hair fell down from the sides of his cap. His apparal also consisted of a white tee under his unbuttoned, light-blue, short-sleeved overshirt. The same "In Stereo" font was printed on the back of his over-shirt as well. Other than his new wear, he sported some blue and white tennis shoes and blue jean shorts.

Ricky Maru climbed up onto the mat and stepped through the ropes, into the ring. He nodded towards Battler and gave him a firm hand shake. Afterwards, he proceeded to receive his microphone upon request.

Well Battler, [Ricky Maru exclaimed as he spoke into his mic and paced around the ring a little] As of my last edition of "The Straight Stereo"... We all know that I wanna take on Shane McMahon very much for the grandest title of them all... the GWC Corporation itself."

[The crowd cheered momentarily and Ricky waited a few seconds for them to stop, so he could continue.]

But, y'see there will be time to wait for that. Time to wait, time to plan, time to initiate, time to intimidate, and time to make so many cracks, pops, pranks, an' jokes on Shane McMahon that every TV, radio, an' media station will stop the productions just to tune into Straight Stereo an' watch me build the hype, big guy. Controversy makes the Straight Stereo go 'round an' we got plenty o' that comin' straight from San Antonio, Texas to the GWC Corporation Owner's face!... So, just watch out when the fists fly...

But... That's not who I'm makin' this open challenge to... And, I've decided on that because there's just one person out there from that night that got me overly pissed off during and after our moment of Chaos... That person, and let me quote!



[Ricky Maru motioned for the camera man to get closer to him. As his request was granted, Ricky got his face in a dominant close-up and finished his statement.]

KENNEDY!!!

[Ricky backed off of his close-up with the camera and walked around he ring a little bit to face the other cameras filming for the TV viewers. He held the mic up and showed off a rather intense attitude] If you think you're the big talk-show host around here, then I'd like to see you talk your way outta a match with yours trully! My mic skills are so great they gave me a show! You... You gotta go an' steal microphones from old fogeys who announce boxing matches! But, it's cool. I know how you roll. I may be outta line for sayin' this, but I'm sure your boyfriend loves to make you scream into a microphone. It's no wonder you're yellin' names so much.

So, Kennedy, I know I'm makin' you shake at the knees, although, I know you're used to that sorta thing already... [The crowed popped some more] If you wanna fight like a man, put the gay bullshit screamin' aside. Don't be a p***y an' face me in a match! In fact... I know I can definitly keep up the antics on this one. Let's make it... A Last Man Smiling Match!

*Ricky and Battler were just about to leave the ring until...*

"You think you know me"

*The lights go dim and Battler then looks towards the ramp for a few seconds, waiting for Christian to show himself, then the lights come back on and there is Christian on the titantron sitting on a chair in a dark room.*

"Battler… Somehow you manage to amuse me, time after time. Every time you get beaten, you come back, showing how you are unstoppable, how you can still go. But let’s face it, no one, and I mean no one, can hit a brick wall once with a head of steam and come back in better shape, let alone dozen times. And just like the good old Babylon, eventually Battler… you will fall. And at this time, it is clear to me that I will get the honour to bring the hammer down, for one last strike.
Actually, no forget that. Let's not keep the fans waiting, let's fight right now!!"

*the crowd gives a loud cheer*

*Battler shrugs his shoulders and looks left and right, and him and Ricky are about to leave.

Then Christian jumps over the barricade with a chair and hits Ricky with it, but Battler taps Christian on the shoulder and big boots him straight in the face!, Battler then helps Ricky to his feet, and they both start to beat Christian down until he is knocked out on the outside of the ring. Then security comes and stops the assault on Christian, and Battler and Ricky leave while Christian is laid out with the medics checking on him*

Hey Kenedy! Wait up!

*runs down the ramp*

Kennedy: Com'n man I got a match

Hey I'm sorry but

*punches in face*

kennedy: Gah! What the hell

Yeah thats right punk me, you cage match!

kennedy: Whatever you punk! you'll never beat me MRRRRRRRR. KENNNEDDDDDY KIENNNNEDDDDY wait for it, wait for it.... KENNNEDDDDY

*crowd goes wild*

Yup yup yup it's on it's on *talks to self*

( Uh LGD, you need to make a rule about how people keep controling other people )

(done - agree to my rules damnit! scream )