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 Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:59 am
The following is a LAST MAN SMILING match set for...er..wait, the object is to make sure the opponent doesnt smile? What kind of bull....er...ahem....
Introducing first...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:41 pm
We'd love to start the fight, but apparently they started already!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:19 pm
Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra played over the arena as Ricky Maru entered, while wearing the camoflouge attire of which he just previously seen in and holding his paintball weapon.
Ricky began to discard to discard the moss and leaves from his head and shoulders, as he walked down the ramp. When, he approached the ring, he slid his gun under the ropes and onto the mat. He then took off his camo hat and jacket to reveal a black muscle shirt underneath. He kept the camo pants on and laughed at the prank he just pulled while waiting for his paint-face opponent to enter the arena and fight in the Last Man Smiling Match.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:20 pm
Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy...Kennedy...
I turn up the treble, 'til it gets real loud. I feel so much better that way...
..: The fans belted out a mix of boo's, cheers and laughter as Kennedy made
his appearance on the stage at the top of the ramp. Making his way down
the ramp toward the ring, chain in one hand, mystery bag in the other he
spit out drip of paint that had hit his lip. He passed the bag to his free hand
and took a towel from one of the ringside crew members. He wiped off his
head and tosses the towel into the crowd as he went up the ring steps and
into the ring. Dropping the chain and bag onto the mat he stood, center of
the ring and did his signature pose cueing the mic to be lowered down to
him from the rafters. Taking it in his hand he declared to the crowd :..
Ladies and gentleman the following matchup is a a Last Man Smiling
match with no time limit. I hail - from Greenbay, Wisconsin! I weigh
in tonight - at 243 lbs! And I am covered in the rainbow-colored love
stains of the Skittles frontman himself Ricky Maru who was waiting in
the back, "pistol" in hand to soak me with his kaleidoscope of cream,
his colorful queer cocktail, his heinously highly hued hump honey. I
am kinda disturbed actually Miiiiiiiisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ken - ne - ddy!!
..: Wasting no time he kept the mic in hand rather than allow it to be raised
into the rafters and gripped it tightly swinging it at Ricky Maru's temple :..
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:27 pm
(( Just checking, but you don't plan on DQing yourself right now do you? Or, is that the intended situation?
When I made this stipulated match I included a "no foriegn objects" rule sweatdrop Just asking cuz you've got the mic an' chain.. ))
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:35 am
[- I was actually going for a pre-match assult and was going to try and choke you
out until the ref pushed me off of you and signaled for the bell to start the match.
Basically the way a lot of matches begin with a lot of illegal action prior to the bell -]
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:56 am
The ref looked at the assault of Maru and sighed
Announcer: Match hasnt even started yet! Get offa him Kennedy! scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:08 pm
((( Sorry for the delay, let's get this thing on the move surprised )))
Ricky Maru, who was caught off guard for a second, got slapped in the side of the head by Mr. Kennedy's microphone. The crowd responded with a series of "Ohh!"s as Ricky Maru held the side of his face with both hands and fell right to the mat on his side.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:57 am
..: Kennedy admonished the ref with the threat of a backhand before he
released the microphone so it could be lifted back to the rafters where it
had come from. He flipped a dismissive hand signaling the referee that
he would allow for him to start the match. The ref turned his back to the
two men, signaling the timekeeper at ringside to ring the starting bell, a
fired up Kennedy ran, attemping a front kick on his downed opponent :..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:08 am
Ricky Maru took a big kick to the gut that lifted him off the mat and knocked the wind outta him. He rolled towards the ropes holding his stomach.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:13 am
..: Kennedy looked to capitalize on Ricky Maru's position and bounced off
the far ropes, coming back towards his opponent to try a baseball slide. If
he connected and knocked Ricky Maru from the ring he planned to roll out
after him and then attempt an irish whip into the steel steps at ringside :..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:19 pm
Ricky Maru, still struggling to get back on his feet, wasn't given enough time to regain his composure. Ken Kennedy's baseball slide hit its mark, and Ricky Maru flew out of the ring from under the first rope and hit his back on the barriers with a loud thud. When he hit the floor, he arched his back and placed his hand on the lower portion of it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:23 pm
..: Having rolled out after his opponent, Kennedy grabbed Ricky Maru's arm
to hoist him to his feet and give him a strong irish whip that would use such
strength that Mr. Kennedy would land on the mat after pulling so forcefully :..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:53 pm
Upon being Irish whipped, Ricky Maru reversed Ken Kennedy's tactics into an offensive of his own. Ricky countered Kennedy's Irish Whip into a Sit-down arm drag. He kept his hands clasped around Ken Kennedy's wrist and slammed him down to the floor face first.
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