Welcome to Gaia! ::

♥GLITS♥ - Gaia's Lesbian, Intersex and Trans Society. Sh

Back to Guilds

 

 

Reply ♥Forum games, polls and other madness. Our busiest room.
Pick-up lines Goto Page: 1 2 3 ... 4 5 6 [>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

Do you sleep on your stomach?
  Could I?
View Results

jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:44 pm


Try to pick up the avatar above you - without straining your back!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:46 pm


Hey...I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Zolofty

Big Member

9,150 Points
  • Divine Donator 100
  • Tooth Fairy 100
  • Overstocked 200

jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:48 pm


How does me sleeping over at your place sound?
I'll tell you: *squeaky squeaky squeaky*
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:55 pm



A lengthy method:

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say

"I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

Zolofty

Big Member

9,150 Points
  • Divine Donator 100
  • Tooth Fairy 100
  • Overstocked 200

jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:02 pm


You've got more curves than a triple integral.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:08 pm


“I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?”

Zolofty

Big Member

9,150 Points
  • Divine Donator 100
  • Tooth Fairy 100
  • Overstocked 200

jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:16 pm


Wanna see something swell? wink
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:25 pm


Haha surprised

“Hi, my name is Rose. Remember it because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”

Zolofty

Big Member

9,150 Points
  • Divine Donator 100
  • Tooth Fairy 100
  • Overstocked 200

jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:38 pm


Do you use Windex on your pants? Because I can really see myself in them!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:05 am


BanagrapeUser Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.



(hahaha you guys are good xD)

mine are in spanish!! TT
but... here's one i heard in...the simpsons? family guy? american dad? one of those

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Granana

nadooty


jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:06 am


Excuse me, but you could help me with something really important? You see, I seem to have lost my puppy. I think may have wandered into this cheap hotel room...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:10 am


BanagrapeUser Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.



LMAO!!

I wish i was mayonaise so i could rub myself on those buns!

(that one sounds a LOT better in spanish)


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Granana

nadooty


jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:15 am


This can't be displayed in normal text, so...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:21 am


BanagrapeUser Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.



huh?


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Granana

nadooty


jestingly.yours

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:22 am


Skipping all the integral calculus jazz... that basically translates into "69?"
Reply
♥Forum games, polls and other madness. Our busiest room.

Goto Page: 1 2 3 ... 4 5 6 [>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum