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>>for the record, I've done almost all of this
>>>most of these i read on
this site You Know You're Addicted to Buffy When....
> You have nothing better to do on the weekends except for Petroleum
> You name your cat Miss Kitty Fantastico
> When you say "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!" to your own mother, and then walk away with a knowing little smile on your face whilst she laughs nervously.
> Despite your better judgement and a rapidly depleting bank account, you plan to buy Season 7, because you can't bear the thought of not having every episode on DVD forever.
> When you get mad because FX has screwed with the BtVS schedule and now you can't watch it for the 100th time
> When you hear a co-worker in back of you on the phone asking, "Can I speak to Warren?" and grit your teeth
> When "Morbid, much" and "Our Earth logic doesn't resemble you're logic" become a part of your daily vocabulary
> Instead of "Damn it" or "God, no!", you say "Bloody Hell".
> you and your friend are watching Seinfeld and Mark Metcalf comes onscreen. He says, "it's The Maestro," and you say, "no, it's The Master."
> you get a kick out of watching the Bring It On credits just to see all of the names of the Buffy alums like Eliza Dushku, Clare Kramer, Nicole Bilderback
> When you need to take a nap in order to catch a 1am airing of Hush! which you've seen for the millionth time
> When you're proud of yourself for making fellow Buffyholics watch an episode just because you were just talking about it. I have a feeling most of us have done that some time or another
> You have used the cookie dough speach to explain yourself to someone (cookie dough speech on new post)
> When you hear a guy on the radio say: "Note to self", and you say "Duck."
> you don't think you could ever trust anyone to loan your DVD's to. Not that anyone you know would want them, but still you'd be afraid they wouldn't take as good care of them as you would.
> you know every spell that has been cast off by heart
> when you've taken to saying "Whore!" as an exclamation after hearing Emma Caulfield say it in the S6 DVD gag reel
> you actually believe that bunnies are evil and have convinced several of your friends that it is true
> When you go to a camp and you meet two guys who like Buffy and Angel and one of the guys hasn't seen either series finale and you feel really sorry for him
> When you are driving in the car for about 8 hours and you just happen to have the OMWF CD with you and you put it in and your family starts singing along. And you listen to it for about half the trip
> When you see Harry Potter 1 and 2 and you think that Malfoy looks just like Spike Jr (just not as hot)
> You see someone wearing a horrible, clashing outfit, and you think: "Willow?" Hee, I love my (S1-5) Willow, but her fashion sense is pretty bad. Of course, that just makes her cuter!
> when in the process of creating the monthly newsletter for my job I find out that one of our employees has dogs named Buffy and Angel. I am so excited upon reading this that I seek out said employee thrilled to see that she too is a Buffy addict.
>> when you find out said employee adopted these pets and kept their original names and realize how disappointed you are that you thought you had a new Buffy friend but you actually don't.
> you go on holiday and take every Buffy book you own because you know the place you're staying doesn't have a VCR so you can't take your Buffy videos.
>>Then while reading the Buffy books you then make mental notes of episodes you need to watch again as soon as you get home.
> You've carved a wooden stake, own a hand crossbow and want to find one of those that must be handled like a shotgun. "Hello flying fatality".
> you don't even notice whether or not Spike is wearing clothes anymore (he's just so damn hot!)
> you hate guns (mainly because of what happened to Tara) and frequently use Buffy's "These things? Never useful" quote
> When someone says "like a shark", you add: "A shark with feet. And much less.. fins" *pause* "AND on land".
> You love cheese
>>You make cheese jokes using the Cheese Man's lines
> And you're out shopping with your friends and all the clothes are instantly catergorized as typical for Buffy, Willow, Faith or Cordy
> Your favorite hangout is the library
> your three best friends are a nerd, an old guy, and a class clown
>> you know your friend's name is alexander and her prefers alex, but you alwas call him xander
> for breakfast you always make funny shapes and round pancakes
> You and your bff can sing the entire OMWF soundtrack without even listening to it
> you have buffy pictures on your walls and you cant go to sleep without saying goodnight to them
> for valentines day you give your significant other a human heart
> you know the choreography to OMWF
> when you know you had a BtVS dream the night before but get pissed that you can't even remember what it was about
> you sing the "gentleman's rhyme" to your [kids] as a nursery rhyme
(no, i have no kids)
> when you get caught having sex you say you were just doing pushups
(never had that happen to me)
> somehow you feel oddly relieved when Riley leaves town...no more distractions from the main story...
> Also, any time somebody asks what to do now, your brain translates it to "Where do we go from here?" and you start humming that song in your head.
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