I thought of one. (this is a made up one) Germ-Spredding no justu: Hayate builds up chakra in his lungs, then gets in the enemies face & has a really bad coughing fit.
xd Hayate: Germ-Spredding no jutsu! *cough*cough*hack*choke*cough*wheaze*cough*gasp*hack*wheaze*cough*
Baki: [cringes & whipes his face] ha.. is that all? That justu took more out of you then it did out of me...
Hayate: *gasp*pant* Maybe... but...
Baki: but nothing! Your jutsu had no effect!!
Hayate: ...give it a few years...
Baki: Whatever... [kills Hayate]
OMGTIMESKIP
Baki: Alright guys it's time to att- *hack*cough*cough* attack Konoha!! *cough*wheaze*
Kanekuro: uhh... are you feeling alright Baki?
Baki: no... actually... I- I feel like crap. (has a really bad coughing fit & dies)
Temari: do you think he was contagious?
Gaara: I don't know, but it's a possiblity...
Haha OMFG that hilarious
Kanekuro: *coughs*
Gaara & Temari:
stare Kanekuro: why are you looking at me like that?
sweatdrop Guys?
eek Guys!?!
Gaara: Dessert Coffin! [crushes Kanekuro]
Temari: [blows bloody sand away with fan] um... Gaara-kun... do you think that was nessiarry?
Gaara: of course... he would have gotten us all sick...
Temari: um... yeah
sweatdrop *swallows back a cough*
Hayate: (is watching from heaven & laughing)