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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:42 pm
Do you like my signature? And here are some quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean made for food. (I wrote this and made the signature.)
Barbossa: You can't eat me, Jack!
Jack Sparrow: [examining his new form] That's interesting...
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa, an Aztec cookie dancing on his fingers] I couldn't resist, mate...
Pintel: You’re supposed to be bread!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that ham?
Jack Sparrow: When you fired me on that god-forsaken spit of ham, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Master Chef Jack Sparrow.
Barbossa: Gents, you all remember Master Chef Jack Sparrow. Eat him.
Jack Sparrow: The girl's recipe didn't work, did it?
Barbossa: [to the crew] Hold your forks!
Barbossa: You know whose recipe we need.
Jack Sparrow: I know whose recipe you need!
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I served you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with chefs.
Barbossa: You're off the edge of the plate, mate. Here there be napkins.
Ragetti: This is just like what the Geeks done with ‘roni. (Macaroni) 'Cept they was cookin’ cheese instead o' butter. Butter…
Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of pastries.
Jack Sparrow: 15.
Barbossa: 40.
Jack Sparrow: 25.
Barbossa: [considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you the cake. A really BIG one... Master Chef.
Barbossa: You don't know what this is, do ye?... This is Aztec Cookies. One of 882 separately baked cookies they delivered in a stone oven to Emeril himself. Yum Cookies paid to stem the terrible baking he wreaked upon them with his parsley. But the greed of Emeril was insatiable. So the cooking gods placed upon the cookies a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone oven shall be punished for eternity.
Barbossa: There be the oven, inside be the cookies and we took ‘em all!
Dead Man’s Chest
Davy Jones: You are neither dead nor baking. What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to gather his recipe.
Davy Jones: What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to gather his recipe.
Davy Jones: Do you like... pie? Do you fear that empty tin? All your crust laid bear, all your fruit punished?
Davy Jones: I offer you a choice… One hundred years before the oven… Will ye bake?
Sailor: I will bake
Davy Jones: There!!
Davy Jones: Let them taste the triple stuffed éclairs.
Ogilvey: Aye, Captain.
Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love.
Gibbs: No, no, no, no. I heard it was the pie he fell in love with.
Tia Dalma: Same story, different versions and all are true. See it was a woman, as yummy and tasty and delicious as the pie. Him never stopped loving her. But the taste had caused him was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die.
Will Turner: What exactly did he put into the chest?
Tia Dalma: Him tongue.
Ragetti: Literally or figuratively?
Pintel: He couldn't literally put his tongue in a chest.
[Pause]
Pintel: Could he?
Tia Dalma: It was not worth tasting what wonder, joyful joy pie brings. And so him cut out him tongue, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The key, he keeps with him at all times.
Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where is the yum-yum?
Food Critic Cutler Beckett: I'm eating.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Food Critic Cutler Beckett: I'm eating intently.
Davy Jones: You have a debt to pay. You've been chef of the Big Hearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only chef for two years, then I was viciously fired upon.
Davy Jones: Then you were a poor chef, but a chef nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "Master Chef Jack Sparrow"?!
Davy Jones: Dinner is cruel. Why should dessert be any different?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Jack, you won't be able to talk yourself out of this. He raised your soufflé when it fell.
At World’s End
Food Critic Cutler Beckett: If bake like this, then all of you will die.
Master Chef Sao Feng: Welcome to my show!
Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Master Chef Jack Sparrow
Master Chef Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a bad recipe.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.
[Sao Feng punches Jack in the nose]
Barbossa: Everything we've ever baked has tasted like this...
Jack Sparrow: We'll have to bake... to run away!
Bretheren Court Members: [everyone] Aye!
Davy Jones: Do you like pie?
Jack Sparrow: More than you’ll ever know…
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:53 pm
Pie is always win sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:57 pm
Shion Strife Pie is always win sweatdrop Um, okay, thanks. smile
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:55 pm
lol!
That was HILARIOUS!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:21 am
XD cute.
When you say Master Chief it reminds me of Halo lol
I think you meant to spell chef am I right?
Food humor makes me laugh because I work at Wendy's and served food in cooking class for over a year XD
Barbossa: You don't know what this is, do ye?... This is Aztec Cookies. One of 882 separately baked cookies they delivered in a stone oven to Emeril himself. Yum Cookies paid to stem the terrible baking he wreaked upon them with his parsley. But the greed of Emeril was insatiable. So the cooking gods placed upon the cookies a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone oven shall be punished for eternity.
That one's my fave <3
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:12 pm
I forgot to edit that out. Evey where I've posted it was chef, but I was having an off day when I typed it so I typed chief instead of chef. It's fixed now. smile
I too love the way I made the '882 separately baked cookies"
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:09 am
"Barbossa: You're off the edge of the plate, mate. Here there be napkins."
I actually laughed so hard from that one, that I woke my mother up.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:24 am
Wow, you thought up all those!
How creative!
3nodding heart
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:15 am
I love the 882 cookies and the one that goes:
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Jack, you won't be able to talk yourself out of this. He raised your soufflé when it fell.
lol lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:51 pm
Dark-Emoness "Barbossa: You're off the edge of the plate, mate. Here there be napkins." I actually laughed so hard from that one, that I woke my mother up.Yes, I liked that one too.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:40 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:52 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:39 pm
That was very creative! Well done! 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:38 pm
More AWE food quotes are on the way!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:41 pm
mrgreen they were very funny xd
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