http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/352946This is the random word/sentence generator. The words suck, the sentences made me almost flal out of my chair laughing. Probably some funny ones are... (I know they're random as hell, but they're still funny, these are the LESS RANDOM ones)
"The pool growled at the bird."
"The cheesecake observed the PSP."
"The keyboard danced with the fish."
"The magnet thought about the beer."
"The magnet lay on the cat."
"The cheesecake hid from the computer."
"The alien hid the fire."
"The dolphin took the baby."
"The money watered ths fish."
"The postcard smelt the angel."
Those ought to be good enough tastes of what's to come. That is, if you play. ^.^
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