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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:09 pm
Witchyboy started this in another place and it was rather hillarous so I am starting it anew here. Remember these are meant for a good laugh. I'll start with some. Yes, they are bad that is what you people are for!
Let's do this ritual skyclad.
Let's build some energy together.
I invoke you to join me in a love ritual.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:01 pm
Let me show you my sacrid wood....
Crap that was bad....
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:03 am
Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?
Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?
Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage.
You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.
Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:18 am
you be the chalice ill be the blade and together we'll make magick!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:00 am
Love thy neighbor, turn him in. You know, my bed also has four corners we could call. It's called patriotism.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:28 pm
im a trantric sex master, wanna free lesson?
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:18 pm
You look hot in that aura....
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:47 pm
wow, those robes make you look sluty.
(yeah, that one will get you hit)
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:28 pm
I've seen you in your astral body and I have to admit, you aren't bad looking.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:37 pm
if i told you you have a great astral body would you holdit against me?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:11 pm
*groans* I don't know if I'd hit someone, weep, and burst out laughing and walk away...
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:19 pm
Depending on which one was used I would proabably do any one of those three Rebel.
"There is more than one kind of binding spell you know...."
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:37 pm
just being with you tonight makes this a magickal evening.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:14 pm
I would have to laugh... biggrin
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:28 pm
*groans* I was once told that my ritual robe would look better crumpled on the ground.
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