Rules and Regulations:

1) If you're reporting a bad story, do not attack the author of the story. Don't say anything like "Wow, the author must be a retard." – I'll be watching you, bitches.

2) Being snarky does not equate flaming. Try to put a more humorous spin on the stuff you do.

3) Do not get into flame wars. Disagreement is fine, but if it gets personal mods will be forced to whip out Spanish Justice Hammers. Do you want that? No, no you don't. So play nice.

4) If you're easily offended, try to keep your monocle in your eye socket and learn to gently disagree with people.

5) Trolling = instaban!

6) POSTING IN ALL CAPS IN ENCOURAGED BECAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT

7) Mods are love. They can edit your posts. Watch your back.

8) Seriously though, if you think a mod's acting unfair contact me. If you think I'm acting unfair you should probably find a new guild.

9) Racist or otherwise derogatory remarks will get you banned.

10) If you feel your post would qualify as off-topic, put OT in the title. If you do not and a mod deems it to be off-topic, into the trash it goes!

11) Unless otherwise mentioned, we operate on a three strike system. Just like the California Penal System!

12) Everyone s you. They're laughing at you right now.