The Forest Temple of Bob

[DerZuhalter]

Welcome to The Forest Temple of Bob

Here in this temple you will be able to pray to Bob the Cheese God. Bob is an jealous god and will not tolerate heathens in his temple. mad


This temple was created so that those away from the kingdom can still find a place to worship

Where is what
1 - Intro
2 - Commandments
3 - The Ritual
4 - Workers/Priests
5 - Path to old temple
6 - Selections from the Book of Bob  

[DerZuhalter]

The Commandments

1. Thou shall eat cheese
2. Thou shalt not steal other's cheese
3. Thou shall only kill in Bob's name if the one you are killing stole your cheese or hates cheese
4. Thou shall love soda and snacks
5. Thou shalt not do unto others that Bob would not do
6. Thou shalt obey all priest or be smited by Bob
7. Thou shall donated a wedge of cheese at least once a week to the temple
8. Thou shall not worship any other god before Bob
9. Joe is an idiot
10. Bill may look like Bob but he is not Bob  

[DerZuhalter]

The Ritual

There is a sacred ritual one must perform when entering the temple:

You must sit down cross legged and take a piece of cheese out of your pocket
You then hold the piece of cheese as high as you can in both of your hands
Once you've done this you smash the piece of cheese into your mouth and then get up
You then spin in a circle while swallowing the cheese
Once the cheese is swallowed you fall down to the ground and the ritual is do  

[DerZuhalter]

Temple workers

Priests

Obey the priests they are your way to salvation and lots of cheese

They are:
1.DerZuhalter aka Erpel ((Head priest))
2. Lilith-Queen_of_Malice

Shrine Maidens

1. Omega_lover
2. bellamia28

Cheese cleaners

1.
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5.

Bubble Dancers

1.Bandaidd
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3.  

[DerZuhalter]

Important selections from the book of Bob

Bob 10:15

...and the lawn gnomes rejected Bob, his teaching and cheese. Bob wept for them because he wanted them to enjoy the happiness that cheese brought. When Bob tried harder to bring the happiness to the gnomes many rebelled and started to kill Bob's followers and anyone who ate/loved cheese. For this Bob punished the gnomes. He made it so that in the sunlight they were frozen statues but when sunlight left them they could move again, but there was a catch to this. If they didn't return to the spot they were at when the light hits it again or if sunlight hit them when they were out of the spot they were in they'd turn to dust and no longer exist...