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~Halle~Heydrich~
My friend wrote something hilarious on how WWI started one time. xd
It's so stupid.
"HUZZAH"
"AHH I'M DYING"
"YOU'RE DYING"
U.S: Haha, Austria, you got OWNED, OWNED!!
Canada: What eh?
Austria: STFU
Russia: OWNED OWNED OWNED.
Austria: STFU STFU STFU!
France: Haha Les stupide allemend, on va les massacre un bon coup de poin.
Austria: Wtf? You're first on the death list. SCHEIFFEN PLAN!
England: Nuh uh sista'.
Russia: OWNED.
U.S.: OWNED.
NAh it was more like this
In Sarajevo
Ferdinand: (In car) Man those Serbs sure are lucky I'm the heir to throne
Black Hand Terrorist: Raggle Fraggle (tosses bomb)
Fredinand AGH! Son of b***h! (Swats it out)
Explodes harmlessly man is arrested.
Fredinand: Wow, that was close. Now to continue as if that didn't happen.
Gavrilo Princip: I'll show you (Shot both Ferdinand and Wife!
Ferdinand:Agh, damn you driver for taking a wrong turn!
So we wait a few weeks later and skipping over the ultimatum.
Austira: Bout to own you Serbia
Russia: b***h, do it and I'll kill you.
Germany: Try and your dead.
France: (From across the room) Hey I got your back Russia!
Germany: b***h I'll take you too.
Germany: Von Moltke the lesser get your a** in gear. Belgium stop being an a*****e.
Britain: Oh the hell you did.
Germany: Ah hell.
Italy: The hell I'm fighiting this s**t over Serbia.