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Okay so I've liked this guy Zach and the other night I was spending the night at my best friend Brittany's house and we were on myspace and Zach was online at the same time so i messaged him and he totally ignored it.
then after a couple of hours he messaged Brittany.
This is how the convo went:

Zach:i need to tell somone so...I lost my virginity today!
Britt:are you messing around or no???
Zach:I wouldn't mess around bout that but u can't tell noone.Ohhh yeah why am i in daphnes top and y is she messagin me?
Britt:kk.. and cuz ur her friend!! and cuz she wants to talk to you!!.. you should reply to her!
Zach:Y should I.There would be no reason and why did she giv e me her number?
Britt:cuz she likes you!!!!!!! she just wants to talk to you.. you can be a friend and talk to her like shes a friend!
Zach:Never you can't make me.lol. but seriously im not gonna reply.
Britt:why not!! shes always TRIED to be a good friend to you!! and this is how you repay her?? wtf?? and what about the whole couple month ago thing.. i heard that you were going to ask her out!! is that true?? and one more question.. who did you lose it too?
Zach:No I wasn't gonna ask her out.wtf.And i lost it to a girl named allyssa.She is ******** hot with a grteat body.I mean ur pretty to.lol
Britt:kk.. does/did she go to our skewl?? and did you even love her?? im srry and dont get mad but it makes me made that you lost ur virgnity to some random a** chick thats "******** hott" and has a "great body"
Zach:No but i knew her for like six years and she is a junior now.Whyu does it make you mad?
Britt:because the fact that u lost ur virginity at..
1. This age!!
2. To someone you didnt love!!
3. THIS AGE!!
do you find it any way sick..or wrong that you did that to someone you dont love and at this age??
Zach:I do love her and we are goin out now...And it feels wrong at first but after a b*****b and the tits I find it alright.U should try it.Do you like anybody right now?
Britt:OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE ******** DO YOU DONT ******** FIND THAT WRONG AT ALL...AT THIS ******** AGE.. I HOPE THAT SHE GETS ******** PREGENT BECAUSE YOU ARE A ******** SICK a** b*****d.. AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD ACCUALLY WRITE THAT!! AND TELL ME THAT I SHOULD TRY IT.. I SWEAR.. WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MESLETER AND IM GOING TO BE WATCHING AMERICAS MOST WANTED AND IM GOING TO SEE YOU AND SAY I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! I JUST STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THAT!!!!! UG..THATS LIKE MII SISTER SCREWING SOMEONE AT MII SKEWL AND THAT IS SOOOOOO ******** GROSS!!
Zach:Im sorry but I started to get so ******** horny and just cuz you said I was going to be a melester I'm going to jack off to your picture right now
Britt:WHY THE ******** DID YOU JUST ******** TELL ME THAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!?????
Zach:LOL.JK. Everything and every message I sent in the past hour wasn't true...I did this to several people to see there reaction.I am sorry but im doin an experiment.



what would you do if your crush told your best friend all this?

yeah
he seems to be..