*Christian is seen walking backstage and he gets a huge pop, but then he comes across a group of people, made up of Snitsky, Boogeyman, Umaga, Eugene, and Kamala.*
Christian: What do you chumpstains want?
*The group parts to reveal Goldust*
Goldust: *Shhhhhhhhhhh*
*Christian looks Goldust up and down*
Christian: A-
Goldust: You want to come sleep around my house for dinner sometime, Christian? *Shhh*
*The group of freaks walk slowly towards Christian, but Christian shakes his head and paraoidly walks away from them.*
*The camera cuts to backstage to see Edge and Christian walking towards each other. They stop to talk when they get about 2 feet away from each other.*
Christian: Hi.
Edge: Hey.
Christian: How are you?
Edge: Empty.
Christian: How do you mean?
Edge: Well, I just chucked a s**t, and now my bowels are empty.
*Edge smiles for a short second*
Christian: Oh I see... I meant how do you feel?
Edge: Pretty good about it. Don't have to do another for a while now.
Christian: I didn't mean about the poop.
Edge: Oh! Pretty good then. You?
Christian: I'm good.
Edge: That's good.
*After a brief silence with no movement, Edge and Christian turn around and walk back the way they came, after about 5 seconds of neither being in camera shot, they pass each other going in the direction they were heading before they had the conversation.*
*End of RP.*
